in which we have ~feelings
In the chat room: stlkrchck, afrocurl, and chiasmus and we watched X-Men: First Class, and well, we had ~feelings.
chiasmus is this... functional?
afrocurl: yes!
stlkrchck: hi!
chiasmus: yay!
afrocurl: I'm all set to go
or I can be really quickly
chiasmus: i am too now that the handegg screaming is subdued
afrocurl: handegg?
stlkrchck: ...the handegg screaming?
OH
OH
chiasmus: football!
well
american football
afrocurl: oh yes, the handegg
stlkrchck: i'm all set too, though i may have to interrupt at some point to get my takeout :)
afrocurl: I forgot!
stlkrchck: clearly we all fail at being normal, red blooded american males
afrocurl: clearly I can't remember charles' own terms right now
give me a second
I was trolling the kmeme
stlkrchck: anything good?
chiasmus: damn, i was trying so hard to be a normal, red blooded american male.
afrocurl: well, there's this that just makes me go OH PLEASE YES!
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/7634.html?thread=12689362#t12689362
chiasmus: i think i remember them most because i wrote them? except the ones my roommate remembers better.
ooh yes. :D
stlkrchck: MMMM
afrocurl: yeah there's also one where charles is secretly king of this neighboring kingdom that shaw wants to take over and shaw sends erik to get the dirt
stlkrchck: guys, i just opened my dvd player to put the dvd in, only to realize that i had FASSBENDER's jane eyre already in...
i approve of both of those
chiasmus: i have the end of angel in mine haha
stlkrchck: hahahaha. ...how is it? it looks terrible.
afrocurl: oh, I like fassy's jane eyre
mostly for the damn horse story
chiasmus: overall i liked the last season of angel? but i know a lot of people who don't.
i still need to see fassbender's jane eyre
afrocurl: oh angel, I didn't watch most of the series, but did watch all of s5 because well, I'm a freak
and I needed to see smile time
chiasmus: smile time is like, my favorite ever.
afrocurl: smile time is amazing
i want to live in edlund's brain
chiasmus: i really like the first two seasons -- season three is generally okay, season four is TERRIBLE except for like, four episodes, and then I like most of season five.
afrocurl: are we ready to watch
chiasmus: and yes, i want to live in his brain too
afrocurl: we'll spam each other and twitter with ~feelings
chiasmus: yes!
stlkrchck: wait, sorry, catching up on what everyone said while i was getting ready!
chiasmus: i am ready to go whenever
haha
afrocurl: me too
stlkrchck: i...meant angel the FASSBENDER movie, but that's good to know about the tv show
and the horse story is amazing
chiasmus: OH
afrocurl: though the music on the dvd menu is annoying
chiasmus: i forgot that was a movie
afrocurl: OH didn't know such a movie existed. Oops me!
stlkrchck: and i would totally watch jane eyre if you wanted to at some point
afrocurl: me too!
stlkrchck: YAY!
i really liked it, too :)
afrocurl: plus Dame Judy!
chiasmus: i will acquire it!
motivation!
stlkrchck: i also have a jane eyre problem
chiasmus: since i do want to watch it.
stlkrchck: SUCCESS!
afrocurl: we'll plan that for next weekend mayhaps?
the superbowl's in two weeks right?
chiasmus: i will try to have it by then; i don't think it's hard to fine, right?
probably? uh, i should know this.
being here.
stlkrchck: that sounds awesome!
i could totally do next weekend. super bowl weekend, i am out of town
(if it's the 5th/6th)
afrocurl: okay!
chiasmus: ohh okay!
afrocurl: so this weekend it's mutants, next weekend period dramas
stlkrchck: guys, i am SUPER EXCITED about this and that!
stlkrchck: but i should tell you that the movie is still loading, one second
afrocurl: okay that's fine
chiasmus: okay!
afrocurl: stlkrchck, ready to go?
stlkrchck: ready!
chiasmus: and yay!
stlkrchck: does someone want to count us off?
afrocurl: 3
2
1
go!
chiasmus: yay!
stlkrchck: a blue screen!
afrocurl: stupid mpaa!
I HATE YOU!
stlkrchck: hahaha
chiasmus: haha
stlkrchck: oh my god, guys, i am so insanely excited
afrocurl: plus you made it near impossible for me to see fassy naked
chiasmus: ME TOO
afrocurl: THAT IS JSUT WRONG!
stlkrchck: i was like, "who are these weird people in a lineup"?
clearly i need to get a grip
afrocurl: randoms
no1 currs about them
but we do care about one of these people now
stlkrchck: ok, random question
this is a different actor than in the first movie, yes?
(the little boy and parents)
chiasmus: i think so?
afrocurl: I thought it was the same scene
chiasmus: it's slightly different
but presented the same?
stlkrchck: THE GATE
afrocurl: but I didn't pay enough attention when I watched X1 this summer to really notice
stlkrchck: (he called her mama there, right?)
afrocurl: I think so
chiasmus: yay! i remembered correctly!
afrocurl: ooh look, I still want more Doctor Who crossovers with this kid
chiasmus: BB!CHARLES
stlkrchck: oh charles, your picture frames are so sad and adorable
afrocurl: or because of this kid
chiasmus: YES
er
afrocurl: they really are. Einstein!
chiasmus: Rita Hayworth!
stlkrchck: haha
afrocurl: hot chocolate
the way that Charles know something is wrong in the state of Westcheter
stlkrchck: oh, bb!charles, you make me so sad
afrocurl: I know
chiasmus: yeah
stlkrchck: baby raven is ADORABLE
chiasmus: YOU ARE SO ADORABLE AND SAD
afrocurl: bb!Raven is precious
no stealing!
stlkrchck: aww
afrocurl: and that smile
stlkrchck: she has no last name here
so do we think she goes by xavier?
yes! the smile!
chiasmus: smile!
afrocurl: In this 'vese, maybe
stlkrchck: oh god, his accent
chiasmus: i always assumed in this she does?
OH GOD
yeah
afrocurl: ugh, movie, La Vie en Rose wasn't out yet
SHUT IT SHAW!!!!
stlkrchck: i love that the kid, with the exception of his head hanging, has the same posture as adult erik
ultra, ultra upright
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: yeah, but Erik's has years to get over being this poor kid
stlkrchck: constipated face (sorry, sorry)
afrocurl: the grabby hands are so precious
stlkrchck: yes!
chiasmus: very
stlkrchck: don't do it, shaw!
afrocurl: he's like, work, magic powers work!
I wanna see my mama!
stlkrchck: aww, yes!
chiasmus: oh erik
stlkrchck: oh god this scene :(
afrocurl: yes!
chiasmus: :(
afrocurl: ;___;
chiasmus: ALL MY TEARS
afrocurl: shaw's a fuckin' cheater!
stlkrchck: she's telling him he can do it, so she must know that he has powers, yes?
oh man, me too
afrocurl: yes, she must know
stlkrchck: OH NO
afrocurl: she saw a bit of it from the opening, I think
chiasmus: well, she's saying everything is all right? so even if she didn't maybe she's just trying to be reassuring?
stlkrchck: (ok, i'm sorry, but he's HOT in the half glasses)
chiasmus: and the opening
stlkrchck: true
i'd forgotten about that
afrocurl: that had to be a horrible way to die
being smooched in the head by your helmet
stlkrchck: yes!
afrocurl: where's my gif of gosling punching bacon in the face?
chiasmus: yeah, brain smooshes not fun.
stlkrchck: the anger and pain line is SO AWFUL
afrocurl: I wnat it right now for ~reasons
stlkrchck: hahaha
chiasmus: haha i was so glad you showed me that gif
afrocurl: I got neko to put in into fic
it was great
stlkrchck: mmm, fassbender hands
and chest
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: fassy in general
stlkrchck: is shallow
YES
afrocurl: is shallow with you
stlkrchck: and LOUNGING
YES
chiasmus: CHARLES XAVIER
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE
shallow now too
stlkrchck: hahahaa
chiasmus: (sorry)
afrocurl: Bond, James Bond
chiasmus: haha
stlkrchck: he is awful
SO awful
:)
chiasmus: you and your ~groovy mutations~
afrocurl: not deformed Amy, just different
chiasmus: you musn't knock it
afrocurl: that smile!
stlkrchck: i love that mcavoy apparently insisted on the entire exchange
chiasmus: haha
stlkrchck: raven, you are SUPER hot
chiasmus: YES
and resigned to colas.
afrocurl: Jennifer has great boobs
stlkrchck: (also, yes, that smile)
afrocurl: I swear
chiasmus: UGH, HIS FACE.
afrocurl: their FACES!
chiasmus: YES
afrocurl: he doesn't want to lose you, Raven.
stlkrchck: i know!
this really bothers me
chiasmus: see, watch!
afrocurl: protection does funny things to people, Raven.
stlkrchck: mmm, so hot in the lilac shirt
afrocurl: Charles, you aren't being reaffirming. That's why Raven is worried about her looks.
that hat!
stlkrchck: YUM
and the sideburns
chiasmus: oh Charles
YES
HAT
afrocurl: Fassy, why is your french so good?
stlkrchck: charles isn't being reassuring, but raven wants a hell of a lot more than acceptance from charles, which creeps me out
afrocurl: oh yeah, stlkrchck, that's true. Raven wants more than his friendship, and that is creepy on some level
stlkrchck: his eyes are the most amazing color
afrocurl: that also had to fuckin' hurt
chiasmus: oh yeah
i'm kind of surprised he stayed conscious
stlkrchck: is he wearing arm garters????
chiasmus: possibly?
stlkrchck: i think he is! there are creases where arm garters would be in his suit
YUM
afrocurl: I didn't know that arm garters existed
stlkrchck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeve_garter
i love that moira just happens to be wearing that
afrocurl: well, that's about normal for the 60s
maybe a little less
stlkrchck: true
afrocurl: I mean, poor January had to wear so much worse on Mad Men
stlkrchck: haven't seen it
chiasmus: yeah
stlkrchck: i apologize for my lingerie fail
afrocurl: I should go find some caps, but yes, she's in worse
like full corsets and griddles
stlkrchck: mm, love the velvet jacket
shudders
super hot, but imagine having to wear that?
oh rose byrne, you are so *stealthy*
chiasmus: stealthy right after the wall VERY OBVIOUSLY does things. but um. yes.
afrocurl: oh janos
please talk more!
stlkrchck: right?
afrocurl: I'm sure you aren't a mute
stlkrchck: how does emma not notice there's someone so close up?
afrocurl: I don't know, unless emma lets her stay there for their gains
which is creepy
chiasmus: yeah, that never really made much sense
stlkrchck: what's her partner's name here, btw?
chiasmus: Levine
stlkrchck: thankee
afrocurl: levine
stlkrchck: thank too!
chiasmus: CHARLES
stlkrchck: oh charles
afrocurl: Charles you are an excellent alcoholic
stlkrchck: the answer to everything in your life is "let's go have a drink," isn't it?
MMM
ERIK
I APPROVE
afrocurl: and erik you look goo din that polo
chiasmus: mountain that isn't there! (i think it isn't there)
afrocurl: arms!
stlkrchck: the glasses! the pecs!
chiasmus: woooo arms
afrocurl: /shallow moment
stlkrchck: well, where in argentina is this supposed to be?
(just blanked on that, sorry)
afrocurl: I don't know if it says specifically
or I'm sure it does and I never look
chiasmus: i can't remember off the top of my head but someone showed me a picture that looks exactly like the place except there's no mountain.
stlkrchck: oh god, his smile
so manic
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: that's the most awkward of drinking games right htere
stlkrchck: haha, yes
chiasmus: oh Erik
stlkrchck: that little look from under his lashes was SO hot
i'm sorry, one day, i will have a non-shallow comment.
chiasmus: it really was hot
and hair push back
afrocurl: no, we can be shallow
stlkrchck: YES
afrocurl: and I'm looking for my creator!
stlkrchck: seriously, WHAT is his accent?
afrocurl: NO CLUE, BUT HOT!
chiasmus: CHARLES
stlkrchck: oh charles
chiasmus: YOUR FACE
YOU ARE SO DRUNK
stlkrchck: YES
afrocurl: I also love that that's the 60s version of a beer bong
stlkrchck: yes
i love that raven is the only girl there. very well done
(well, other than moira)
afrocurl: until amy and moira, yes, I love that
stop talking drunk!charles
stlkrchck: oh god, he thinks he's so suave
afrocurl: he does!
stlkrchck: and if you could shut him up, he'd look suave
afrocurl: EXACTLY!
chiasmus: yes
haha
that is why I love him
he THINKS he's doing SO WELL with his lines
afrocurl: Moira, a drunk Charles is not the worst thing in the world
stlkrchck: hahaha
afrocurl: oh so according to tumblr, anonymous just took down cbs.com and universal
chiasmus: so many pineapples
afrocurl: so much goodness right there
Shaw wants to cut footloose
kick off those sunday shoes.
stlkrchck: hahaha
chiasmus: hahaha
stlkrchck: i wonder if he does that for fun
afrocurl: I hope so
stlkrchck: i mean, i totally would if i were him
chiasmus: we can only assume that he does
afrocurl: I also wonders if he still likes getting slapped on the ass in briefs
chiasmus: CHARLES YOUR FACE
stlkrchck: typing pool
oh man, burn
afrocurl: that sweater!
stlkrchck: the jacket is hilarious
afrocurl: shut your face Stryker!
stlkrchck: hahaha, RAVEN
you are awesome
chiasmus: yay Raven!
and I have achieved chinese food
stlkrchck: mmm, platt's face
(i'm still waiting to achieve chinese food. i am so envious.)
"it's good, isn't it?" i love him
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: my dinner later tonight is tuna cassarole
I'm pretty sure that parking garage is at a hotel nearly lax
I swear
goes back into her corner*
stlkrchck: hahaha, reallly?
wet erik
your argument is invalid
chiasmus: wet suit!
stlkrchck: AND THE PANTS
afrocurl: it looks like one I go to all the time, at the lax hilton/marriott
chiasmus: things
UGH STOP YOUR GERMAN
afrocurl: how did fassy manage to stay in that wetsuit and not expose himself?
or you know, show everyone how hung he is?
chiasmus: Oh fuck you Shaw.
stlkrchck: hahahaha
chiasmus: haha, yeah
afrocurl: YES ALL THE FUCKS TO SHAW!
chiasmus: CHARLES
YOUR INAPPROPRIATE PEACOAT
IN MIAMI
stlkrchck: YES
chiasmus: AND MOIRA'S
afrocurl: Poor form, really
stlkrchck: does emma not feel cold?
chiasmus: and then Janos is like, BOOM
stlkrchck: is it part of her diamond mutation?
afrocurl: but really, Charles is like those 80 year old snow birds who move to Florida for the winter
chiasmus: possibly? she doesn't really seem to much?
CHARLES
stlkrchck: "there's someone else out there!"
chiasmus: and Erik does his badass anchor thing
stlkrchck: oh god, charles' aroused!face is so inappropriate
afrocurl: and charles is like "OH I LIKE THIS ONE!"
chiasmus: oh Charles, you just like, home in on Erik and nothing else matters
afrocurl: Everything is Eirk and nothing hurts
stlkrchck: mm, emma, sexy and competent
CHARLES
afrocurl: or maybe everything is hurting at that point
stlkrchck: YES
chiasmus: either way EVERYTHING IS ERIK.
stlkrchck: YES THIS SCENE
chiasmus: OH CHARLES
CHARLES
UGH YOUR FACE. AND ERIK'S.
(i am glad I warned both of you before you agreed to watch this with me)
afrocurl: oh hello foreplay
chiasmus: oh yes
afrocurl: HANK!
stlkrchck: oh god erik's face
(seriously, afrocurl, the FOREPLAY)
afrocurl: I know!
stlkrchck: wait, you are so far ahead of me!
no hank yet
afrocurl: oh I was just seeing cerebro
it makes me think of hank
stlkrchck: charles you are so short
chiasmus: yes
hank!
afrocurl: Oh stlkrchck, call me afrocurl
it's easier
stlkrchck: YAY
Hi, afrocurl!
chiasmus: OH CHARLES
FAIL
afrocurl: Charles, do not out the other mutant!
stlkrchck: oh god, charles, you are the worst
chiasmus: your face then.
you are so excited
but you really shouldn't talk
stlkrchck: his look at his feet
awwww
charles is adorable
afrocurl: splendid
really charles?
stlkrchck: even erik is getting in on this
chiasmus: oh erik's face
stlkrchck: yes!
afrocurl: yeah, and erik's like, okay that's good
cool
stlkrchck: the HELMET
afrocurl: FUCK THE HELMET!
SAVE THE MUTANTS!
Emma, do not be turned on by Shaw's bad lines
you are so much better than that
stlkrchck: okay, can we talk for one second about people's attitudes about telepaths?
afrocurl: yes, let's!
stlkrchck: because, seriously, even shaw wants an anti-telepath helmet
chiasmus: of course!
afrocurl: they're big and scary
stlkrchck: i am so sad for charles
afrocurl: yeah, me too
chiasmus: yeah :(
stlkrchck: and i have such a kink for all the horrible no-one-loves-charles'-mutation stories
afrocurl: Raven, your ability is your appearance
chiasmus: (oh Hank, you are such an adorable awkward turtle.)
afrocurl: DO NOT ASK FOR HIM TO FIX YOU!
stlkrchck: ugh, god, i love the actress, but i really despite what they do to her character
chiasmus: yeah
afrocurl: yeah, they're fucking with her so much
Raven, could you be more sexual starved right now?
stlkrchck: it's so sad, and it makes me so unhappy
afrocurl: ERIK WORST COCKBLOCK EVER!
stlkrchck: HAHAHA
chiasmus: YES
stlkrchck: he's such a sexual predator here
chiasmus: haha
afrocurl: he wants to eat them all for sharky breakfast!
stlkrchck: (you can't tell me that wasn't a "come sleep with me, you underage girl" moment)
chiasmus: oh Charles
just loitering
afrocurl: no, I can't tell you that stlkrchck
stlkrchck: "i don't need your help" is possibly the worst accent he has in the entire movie
(sorry)
hahaha, thanks, afrocurl
afrocurl: Erik's not about being the better man, Charles. He's about self-preservation.
why is Charles going grey so soon?
it makes me sad.
stlkrchck: "my boyfriend came back!"
chiasmus: HIS FACE.
he looks so pleased
stlkrchck: is he going gray so soon? i missed that
OH WOW
yeah
WOW
afrocurl: it's so weird!
stlkrchck: mm, erik, you are SO smug
without moving a facial feature. i am impressed.
chiasmus: i have a lot of gray hairs? but um, yeah, it is pretty early to.
smut with his eyes
afrocurl: yes, eye sex is good times
chiasmus: SMUG
but UH
afrocurl: this entire scene is eye sex
chiasmus: smut works too
stlkrchck: MMMMM
the eyesex is so hot
and the little charles smile
and erik's concerned face!
afrocurl: where's all the fic with them actually fuckin' after this scene?
WHERE?
chiasmus: seriously there needs to be all of it
stlkrchck: last night at dinner someone said, "this is one of those pairings where you really can't convince me that the sex didn't happen immediately"
chiasmus: haha yeah
afrocurl: bb!mutants!
stlkrchck: oh god, charles, your orgasm face AGAIN
aww, yeah!
afrocurl: thanks Gnarls Barkley for this song
stlkrchck: her wings are amazing
oh god, this scene
afrocurl: yes, and that eye sex!
stlkrchck: seriously!
chiasmus: oh nonsensical cerebro coordinates
why did i bother lookign you up one time
afrocurl: take us all the way
UGH BOYS STOP FLIRTING!
stlkrchck: seriously
chiasmus: SO MUCH FLIRTING
stlkrchck: no, don't stop the flirting! it's awesome!
afrocurl: no, I don't want it to stop
chiasmus: aw Sean
stlkrchck: oh sean. you're so hilarious.
afrocurl: you're so bad at that Sean
chiasmus: you and Charles should bond over your hilariously bad attempts to pick up chicks.
stlkrchck: HAHAHA
afrocurl: LOL YES!
I LOVE THIS SCENE!
stlkrchck: logan cameo!
chiasmus: YES
afrocurl: please boys, go fuck now!
it'd make me so happy
stlkrchck: oh god, erik's little eyebrow raise of "don't mind if i do"
afrocurl: pretty much
stlkrchck: i seriously didn't follow any of this part of the plot.
alos, january jones' lingerie lines in her leather are distracting and seem like a bad costuming choice. yes?
THE CHESS
afrocurl: CHESS!
stlkrchck: oh god, charles, are you already balding?
chiasmus: CHESS
afrocurl: he really is, stlkrchck.
It's not fair
stlkrchck: wow, that shot of erik's crotch
i approve
afrocurl: any shot of erik's crotch isn't bad
chiasmus: haha
afrocurl: Edi you're adorable!
stlkrchck: seriously!
oh sean, bad choices
afrocurl: he needs a Sassy Gay Friend
stlkrchck: oh raven
afrocurl: Raven already loves her Hank
chiasmus: oh snap
afrocurl: oh look at that peer pressure
stlkrchck: hahaha
aww, i love them all peaking out like that
afrocurl: hula hoping for love!
part two
chiasmus is this... functional?
afrocurl: yes!
stlkrchck: hi!
chiasmus: yay!
afrocurl: I'm all set to go
or I can be really quickly
chiasmus: i am too now that the handegg screaming is subdued
afrocurl: handegg?
stlkrchck: ...the handegg screaming?
OH
OH
chiasmus: football!
well
american football
afrocurl: oh yes, the handegg
stlkrchck: i'm all set too, though i may have to interrupt at some point to get my takeout :)
afrocurl: I forgot!
stlkrchck: clearly we all fail at being normal, red blooded american males
afrocurl: clearly I can't remember charles' own terms right now
give me a second
I was trolling the kmeme
stlkrchck: anything good?
chiasmus: damn, i was trying so hard to be a normal, red blooded american male.
afrocurl: well, there's this that just makes me go OH PLEASE YES!
http://xmen-firstkink.livejournal.com/7634.html?thread=12689362#t12689362
chiasmus: i think i remember them most because i wrote them? except the ones my roommate remembers better.
ooh yes. :D
stlkrchck: MMMM
afrocurl: yeah there's also one where charles is secretly king of this neighboring kingdom that shaw wants to take over and shaw sends erik to get the dirt
stlkrchck: guys, i just opened my dvd player to put the dvd in, only to realize that i had FASSBENDER's jane eyre already in...
i approve of both of those
chiasmus: i have the end of angel in mine haha
stlkrchck: hahahaha. ...how is it? it looks terrible.
afrocurl: oh, I like fassy's jane eyre
mostly for the damn horse story
chiasmus: overall i liked the last season of angel? but i know a lot of people who don't.
i still need to see fassbender's jane eyre
afrocurl: oh angel, I didn't watch most of the series, but did watch all of s5 because well, I'm a freak
and I needed to see smile time
chiasmus: smile time is like, my favorite ever.
afrocurl: smile time is amazing
i want to live in edlund's brain
chiasmus: i really like the first two seasons -- season three is generally okay, season four is TERRIBLE except for like, four episodes, and then I like most of season five.
afrocurl: are we ready to watch
chiasmus: and yes, i want to live in his brain too
afrocurl: we'll spam each other and twitter with ~feelings
chiasmus: yes!
stlkrchck: wait, sorry, catching up on what everyone said while i was getting ready!
chiasmus: i am ready to go whenever
haha
afrocurl: me too
stlkrchck: i...meant angel the FASSBENDER movie, but that's good to know about the tv show
and the horse story is amazing
chiasmus: OH
afrocurl: though the music on the dvd menu is annoying
chiasmus: i forgot that was a movie
afrocurl: OH didn't know such a movie existed. Oops me!
stlkrchck: and i would totally watch jane eyre if you wanted to at some point
afrocurl: me too!
stlkrchck: YAY!
i really liked it, too :)
afrocurl: plus Dame Judy!
chiasmus: i will acquire it!
motivation!
stlkrchck: i also have a jane eyre problem
chiasmus: since i do want to watch it.
stlkrchck: SUCCESS!
afrocurl: we'll plan that for next weekend mayhaps?
the superbowl's in two weeks right?
chiasmus: i will try to have it by then; i don't think it's hard to fine, right?
probably? uh, i should know this.
being here.
stlkrchck: that sounds awesome!
i could totally do next weekend. super bowl weekend, i am out of town
(if it's the 5th/6th)
afrocurl: okay!
chiasmus: ohh okay!
afrocurl: so this weekend it's mutants, next weekend period dramas
stlkrchck: guys, i am SUPER EXCITED about this and that!
stlkrchck: but i should tell you that the movie is still loading, one second
afrocurl: okay that's fine
chiasmus: okay!
afrocurl: stlkrchck, ready to go?
stlkrchck: ready!
chiasmus: and yay!
stlkrchck: does someone want to count us off?
afrocurl: 3
2
1
go!
chiasmus: yay!
stlkrchck: a blue screen!
afrocurl: stupid mpaa!
I HATE YOU!
stlkrchck: hahaha
chiasmus: haha
stlkrchck: oh my god, guys, i am so insanely excited
afrocurl: plus you made it near impossible for me to see fassy naked
chiasmus: ME TOO
afrocurl: THAT IS JSUT WRONG!
stlkrchck: i was like, "who are these weird people in a lineup"?
clearly i need to get a grip
afrocurl: randoms
no1 currs about them
but we do care about one of these people now
stlkrchck: ok, random question
this is a different actor than in the first movie, yes?
(the little boy and parents)
chiasmus: i think so?
afrocurl: I thought it was the same scene
chiasmus: it's slightly different
but presented the same?
stlkrchck: THE GATE
afrocurl: but I didn't pay enough attention when I watched X1 this summer to really notice
stlkrchck: (he called her mama there, right?)
afrocurl: I think so
chiasmus: yay! i remembered correctly!
afrocurl: ooh look, I still want more Doctor Who crossovers with this kid
chiasmus: BB!CHARLES
stlkrchck: oh charles, your picture frames are so sad and adorable
afrocurl: or because of this kid
chiasmus: YES
er
afrocurl: they really are. Einstein!
chiasmus: Rita Hayworth!
stlkrchck: haha
afrocurl: hot chocolate
the way that Charles know something is wrong in the state of Westcheter
stlkrchck: oh, bb!charles, you make me so sad
afrocurl: I know
chiasmus: yeah
stlkrchck: baby raven is ADORABLE
chiasmus: YOU ARE SO ADORABLE AND SAD
afrocurl: bb!Raven is precious
no stealing!
stlkrchck: aww
afrocurl: and that smile
stlkrchck: she has no last name here
so do we think she goes by xavier?
yes! the smile!
chiasmus: smile!
afrocurl: In this 'vese, maybe
stlkrchck: oh god, his accent
chiasmus: i always assumed in this she does?
OH GOD
yeah
afrocurl: ugh, movie, La Vie en Rose wasn't out yet
SHUT IT SHAW!!!!
stlkrchck: i love that the kid, with the exception of his head hanging, has the same posture as adult erik
ultra, ultra upright
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: yeah, but Erik's has years to get over being this poor kid
stlkrchck: constipated face (sorry, sorry)
afrocurl: the grabby hands are so precious
stlkrchck: yes!
chiasmus: very
stlkrchck: don't do it, shaw!
afrocurl: he's like, work, magic powers work!
I wanna see my mama!
stlkrchck: aww, yes!
chiasmus: oh erik
stlkrchck: oh god this scene :(
afrocurl: yes!
chiasmus: :(
afrocurl: ;___;
chiasmus: ALL MY TEARS
afrocurl: shaw's a fuckin' cheater!
stlkrchck: she's telling him he can do it, so she must know that he has powers, yes?
oh man, me too
afrocurl: yes, she must know
stlkrchck: OH NO
afrocurl: she saw a bit of it from the opening, I think
chiasmus: well, she's saying everything is all right? so even if she didn't maybe she's just trying to be reassuring?
stlkrchck: (ok, i'm sorry, but he's HOT in the half glasses)
chiasmus: and the opening
stlkrchck: true
i'd forgotten about that
afrocurl: that had to be a horrible way to die
being smooched in the head by your helmet
stlkrchck: yes!
afrocurl: where's my gif of gosling punching bacon in the face?
chiasmus: yeah, brain smooshes not fun.
stlkrchck: the anger and pain line is SO AWFUL
afrocurl: I wnat it right now for ~reasons
stlkrchck: hahaha
chiasmus: haha i was so glad you showed me that gif
afrocurl: I got neko to put in into fic
it was great
stlkrchck: mmm, fassbender hands
and chest
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: fassy in general
stlkrchck: is shallow
YES
afrocurl: is shallow with you
stlkrchck: and LOUNGING
YES
chiasmus: CHARLES XAVIER
YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE
shallow now too
stlkrchck: hahahaa
chiasmus: (sorry)
afrocurl: Bond, James Bond
chiasmus: haha
stlkrchck: he is awful
SO awful
:)
chiasmus: you and your ~groovy mutations~
afrocurl: not deformed Amy, just different
chiasmus: you musn't knock it
afrocurl: that smile!
stlkrchck: i love that mcavoy apparently insisted on the entire exchange
chiasmus: haha
stlkrchck: raven, you are SUPER hot
chiasmus: YES
and resigned to colas.
afrocurl: Jennifer has great boobs
stlkrchck: (also, yes, that smile)
afrocurl: I swear
chiasmus: UGH, HIS FACE.
afrocurl: their FACES!
chiasmus: YES
afrocurl: he doesn't want to lose you, Raven.
stlkrchck: i know!
this really bothers me
chiasmus: see, watch!
afrocurl: protection does funny things to people, Raven.
stlkrchck: mmm, so hot in the lilac shirt
afrocurl: Charles, you aren't being reaffirming. That's why Raven is worried about her looks.
that hat!
stlkrchck: YUM
and the sideburns
chiasmus: oh Charles
YES
HAT
afrocurl: Fassy, why is your french so good?
stlkrchck: charles isn't being reassuring, but raven wants a hell of a lot more than acceptance from charles, which creeps me out
afrocurl: oh yeah, stlkrchck, that's true. Raven wants more than his friendship, and that is creepy on some level
stlkrchck: his eyes are the most amazing color
afrocurl: that also had to fuckin' hurt
chiasmus: oh yeah
i'm kind of surprised he stayed conscious
stlkrchck: is he wearing arm garters????
chiasmus: possibly?
stlkrchck: i think he is! there are creases where arm garters would be in his suit
YUM
afrocurl: I didn't know that arm garters existed
stlkrchck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeve_garter
i love that moira just happens to be wearing that
afrocurl: well, that's about normal for the 60s
maybe a little less
stlkrchck: true
afrocurl: I mean, poor January had to wear so much worse on Mad Men
stlkrchck: haven't seen it
chiasmus: yeah
stlkrchck: i apologize for my lingerie fail
afrocurl: I should go find some caps, but yes, she's in worse
like full corsets and griddles
stlkrchck: mm, love the velvet jacket
shudders
super hot, but imagine having to wear that?
oh rose byrne, you are so *stealthy*
chiasmus: stealthy right after the wall VERY OBVIOUSLY does things. but um. yes.
afrocurl: oh janos
please talk more!
stlkrchck: right?
afrocurl: I'm sure you aren't a mute
stlkrchck: how does emma not notice there's someone so close up?
afrocurl: I don't know, unless emma lets her stay there for their gains
which is creepy
chiasmus: yeah, that never really made much sense
stlkrchck: what's her partner's name here, btw?
chiasmus: Levine
stlkrchck: thankee
afrocurl: levine
stlkrchck: thank too!
chiasmus: CHARLES
stlkrchck: oh charles
afrocurl: Charles you are an excellent alcoholic
stlkrchck: the answer to everything in your life is "let's go have a drink," isn't it?
MMM
ERIK
I APPROVE
afrocurl: and erik you look goo din that polo
chiasmus: mountain that isn't there! (i think it isn't there)
afrocurl: arms!
stlkrchck: the glasses! the pecs!
chiasmus: woooo arms
afrocurl: /shallow moment
stlkrchck: well, where in argentina is this supposed to be?
(just blanked on that, sorry)
afrocurl: I don't know if it says specifically
or I'm sure it does and I never look
chiasmus: i can't remember off the top of my head but someone showed me a picture that looks exactly like the place except there's no mountain.
stlkrchck: oh god, his smile
so manic
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: that's the most awkward of drinking games right htere
stlkrchck: haha, yes
chiasmus: oh Erik
stlkrchck: that little look from under his lashes was SO hot
i'm sorry, one day, i will have a non-shallow comment.
chiasmus: it really was hot
and hair push back
afrocurl: no, we can be shallow
stlkrchck: YES
afrocurl: and I'm looking for my creator!
stlkrchck: seriously, WHAT is his accent?
afrocurl: NO CLUE, BUT HOT!
chiasmus: CHARLES
stlkrchck: oh charles
chiasmus: YOUR FACE
YOU ARE SO DRUNK
stlkrchck: YES
afrocurl: I also love that that's the 60s version of a beer bong
stlkrchck: yes
i love that raven is the only girl there. very well done
(well, other than moira)
afrocurl: until amy and moira, yes, I love that
stop talking drunk!charles
stlkrchck: oh god, he thinks he's so suave
afrocurl: he does!
stlkrchck: and if you could shut him up, he'd look suave
afrocurl: EXACTLY!
chiasmus: yes
haha
that is why I love him
he THINKS he's doing SO WELL with his lines
afrocurl: Moira, a drunk Charles is not the worst thing in the world
stlkrchck: hahaha
afrocurl: oh so according to tumblr, anonymous just took down cbs.com and universal
chiasmus: so many pineapples
afrocurl: so much goodness right there
Shaw wants to cut footloose
kick off those sunday shoes.
stlkrchck: hahaha
chiasmus: hahaha
stlkrchck: i wonder if he does that for fun
afrocurl: I hope so
stlkrchck: i mean, i totally would if i were him
chiasmus: we can only assume that he does
afrocurl: I also wonders if he still likes getting slapped on the ass in briefs
chiasmus: CHARLES YOUR FACE
stlkrchck: typing pool
oh man, burn
afrocurl: that sweater!
stlkrchck: the jacket is hilarious
afrocurl: shut your face Stryker!
stlkrchck: hahaha, RAVEN
you are awesome
chiasmus: yay Raven!
and I have achieved chinese food
stlkrchck: mmm, platt's face
(i'm still waiting to achieve chinese food. i am so envious.)
"it's good, isn't it?" i love him
chiasmus: yes
afrocurl: my dinner later tonight is tuna cassarole
I'm pretty sure that parking garage is at a hotel nearly lax
I swear
goes back into her corner*
stlkrchck: hahaha, reallly?
wet erik
your argument is invalid
chiasmus: wet suit!
stlkrchck: AND THE PANTS
afrocurl: it looks like one I go to all the time, at the lax hilton/marriott
chiasmus: things
UGH STOP YOUR GERMAN
afrocurl: how did fassy manage to stay in that wetsuit and not expose himself?
or you know, show everyone how hung he is?
chiasmus: Oh fuck you Shaw.
stlkrchck: hahahaha
chiasmus: haha, yeah
afrocurl: YES ALL THE FUCKS TO SHAW!
chiasmus: CHARLES
YOUR INAPPROPRIATE PEACOAT
IN MIAMI
stlkrchck: YES
chiasmus: AND MOIRA'S
afrocurl: Poor form, really
stlkrchck: does emma not feel cold?
chiasmus: and then Janos is like, BOOM
stlkrchck: is it part of her diamond mutation?
afrocurl: but really, Charles is like those 80 year old snow birds who move to Florida for the winter
chiasmus: possibly? she doesn't really seem to much?
CHARLES
stlkrchck: "there's someone else out there!"
chiasmus: and Erik does his badass anchor thing
stlkrchck: oh god, charles' aroused!face is so inappropriate
afrocurl: and charles is like "OH I LIKE THIS ONE!"
chiasmus: oh Charles, you just like, home in on Erik and nothing else matters
afrocurl: Everything is Eirk and nothing hurts
stlkrchck: mm, emma, sexy and competent
CHARLES
afrocurl: or maybe everything is hurting at that point
stlkrchck: YES
chiasmus: either way EVERYTHING IS ERIK.
stlkrchck: YES THIS SCENE
chiasmus: OH CHARLES
CHARLES
UGH YOUR FACE. AND ERIK'S.
(i am glad I warned both of you before you agreed to watch this with me)
afrocurl: oh hello foreplay
chiasmus: oh yes
afrocurl: HANK!
stlkrchck: oh god erik's face
(seriously, afrocurl, the FOREPLAY)
afrocurl: I know!
stlkrchck: wait, you are so far ahead of me!
no hank yet
afrocurl: oh I was just seeing cerebro
it makes me think of hank
stlkrchck: charles you are so short
chiasmus: yes
hank!
afrocurl: Oh stlkrchck, call me afrocurl
it's easier
stlkrchck: YAY
Hi, afrocurl!
chiasmus: OH CHARLES
FAIL
afrocurl: Charles, do not out the other mutant!
stlkrchck: oh god, charles, you are the worst
chiasmus: your face then.
you are so excited
but you really shouldn't talk
stlkrchck: his look at his feet
awwww
charles is adorable
afrocurl: splendid
really charles?
stlkrchck: even erik is getting in on this
chiasmus: oh erik's face
stlkrchck: yes!
afrocurl: yeah, and erik's like, okay that's good
cool
stlkrchck: the HELMET
afrocurl: FUCK THE HELMET!
SAVE THE MUTANTS!
Emma, do not be turned on by Shaw's bad lines
you are so much better than that
stlkrchck: okay, can we talk for one second about people's attitudes about telepaths?
afrocurl: yes, let's!
stlkrchck: because, seriously, even shaw wants an anti-telepath helmet
chiasmus: of course!
afrocurl: they're big and scary
stlkrchck: i am so sad for charles
afrocurl: yeah, me too
chiasmus: yeah :(
stlkrchck: and i have such a kink for all the horrible no-one-loves-charles'-mutation stories
afrocurl: Raven, your ability is your appearance
chiasmus: (oh Hank, you are such an adorable awkward turtle.)
afrocurl: DO NOT ASK FOR HIM TO FIX YOU!
stlkrchck: ugh, god, i love the actress, but i really despite what they do to her character
chiasmus: yeah
afrocurl: yeah, they're fucking with her so much
Raven, could you be more sexual starved right now?
stlkrchck: it's so sad, and it makes me so unhappy
afrocurl: ERIK WORST COCKBLOCK EVER!
stlkrchck: HAHAHA
chiasmus: YES
stlkrchck: he's such a sexual predator here
chiasmus: haha
afrocurl: he wants to eat them all for sharky breakfast!
stlkrchck: (you can't tell me that wasn't a "come sleep with me, you underage girl" moment)
chiasmus: oh Charles
just loitering
afrocurl: no, I can't tell you that stlkrchck
stlkrchck: "i don't need your help" is possibly the worst accent he has in the entire movie
(sorry)
hahaha, thanks, afrocurl
afrocurl: Erik's not about being the better man, Charles. He's about self-preservation.
why is Charles going grey so soon?
it makes me sad.
stlkrchck: "my boyfriend came back!"
chiasmus: HIS FACE.
he looks so pleased
stlkrchck: is he going gray so soon? i missed that
OH WOW
yeah
WOW
afrocurl: it's so weird!
stlkrchck: mm, erik, you are SO smug
without moving a facial feature. i am impressed.
chiasmus: i have a lot of gray hairs? but um, yeah, it is pretty early to.
smut with his eyes
afrocurl: yes, eye sex is good times
chiasmus: SMUG
but UH
afrocurl: this entire scene is eye sex
chiasmus: smut works too
stlkrchck: MMMMM
the eyesex is so hot
and the little charles smile
and erik's concerned face!
afrocurl: where's all the fic with them actually fuckin' after this scene?
WHERE?
chiasmus: seriously there needs to be all of it
stlkrchck: last night at dinner someone said, "this is one of those pairings where you really can't convince me that the sex didn't happen immediately"
chiasmus: haha yeah
afrocurl: bb!mutants!
stlkrchck: oh god, charles, your orgasm face AGAIN
aww, yeah!
afrocurl: thanks Gnarls Barkley for this song
stlkrchck: her wings are amazing
oh god, this scene
afrocurl: yes, and that eye sex!
stlkrchck: seriously!
chiasmus: oh nonsensical cerebro coordinates
why did i bother lookign you up one time
afrocurl: take us all the way
UGH BOYS STOP FLIRTING!
stlkrchck: seriously
chiasmus: SO MUCH FLIRTING
stlkrchck: no, don't stop the flirting! it's awesome!
afrocurl: no, I don't want it to stop
chiasmus: aw Sean
stlkrchck: oh sean. you're so hilarious.
afrocurl: you're so bad at that Sean
chiasmus: you and Charles should bond over your hilariously bad attempts to pick up chicks.
stlkrchck: HAHAHA
afrocurl: LOL YES!
I LOVE THIS SCENE!
stlkrchck: logan cameo!
chiasmus: YES
afrocurl: please boys, go fuck now!
it'd make me so happy
stlkrchck: oh god, erik's little eyebrow raise of "don't mind if i do"
afrocurl: pretty much
stlkrchck: i seriously didn't follow any of this part of the plot.
alos, january jones' lingerie lines in her leather are distracting and seem like a bad costuming choice. yes?
THE CHESS
afrocurl: CHESS!
stlkrchck: oh god, charles, are you already balding?
chiasmus: CHESS
afrocurl: he really is, stlkrchck.
It's not fair
stlkrchck: wow, that shot of erik's crotch
i approve
afrocurl: any shot of erik's crotch isn't bad
chiasmus: haha
afrocurl: Edi you're adorable!
stlkrchck: seriously!
oh sean, bad choices
afrocurl: he needs a Sassy Gay Friend
stlkrchck: oh raven
afrocurl: Raven already loves her Hank
chiasmus: oh snap
afrocurl: oh look at that peer pressure
stlkrchck: hahaha
aww, i love them all peaking out like that
afrocurl: hula hoping for love!
part two