Words of the Day
Quotes from The Brak Show:
1) I guess I'll get goin if goin is what I need to get.
2) My name is Sausage Mahoney.
3) Let me tell you about the one joy in my life... I like to take pudding and put it down my pants...
4) Thank you thought bubble.
5) Ham on ham-eater.
6) But I love my arms, that's where my hands live.
7) (song) Food can be your friend or food can be your foe, but if you eat too much of it to heaven you will go.
8) You need to get your feet off your head and your pants to your ears and go help someone who has no feet because the footless animals cannot walk over here on their little nonfooted areas and tell us how hungry they are, now can they? I don't think they can.
9) Hold on there Steely Dan.
10) I can make you rich, and I mean stupid rich.
11) I'll see you and when I say see you I mean see you buddy cuz potatoes have quite a number of eyes.
12) I thought we agreed to stop encouraging him?
13)We need to make a kite out of squirrels and fly it to the moon... where are we gonna find enough squirrels to make a kite?
14) Osty Spumanti
15) I'm half kidding, what do you want from me?
16) Now I'll never be a barber.
17) Once I too had a stuffed companion but one day he was abducted by gypsies.
18) Last time I was this happy I was face down in a pizza pie eatin my way to freedom.
19) Yet here I am listening to the wind blow through your empty head.
20) Are we gonna put peanut butter in their jock straps cuz that would be funny.
21) If it'll make me popular and make people say my name at parties then point me in the direction of that chicken and I'll steal it or my name isn't Gil Schartzman which is now my new popular name.
22) Would you like the truth or my side of the story?
23) I don't wanna die, I'm almost finished with my macrime.
24) Oh that's right, you're a remorseless sinner.
25) Are we gonna get it on or spend the day talking about getting it on because it ain't on right now baby and that's where I want to get it.
1) I guess I'll get goin if goin is what I need to get.
2) My name is Sausage Mahoney.
3) Let me tell you about the one joy in my life... I like to take pudding and put it down my pants...
4) Thank you thought bubble.
5) Ham on ham-eater.
6) But I love my arms, that's where my hands live.
7) (song) Food can be your friend or food can be your foe, but if you eat too much of it to heaven you will go.
8) You need to get your feet off your head and your pants to your ears and go help someone who has no feet because the footless animals cannot walk over here on their little nonfooted areas and tell us how hungry they are, now can they? I don't think they can.
9) Hold on there Steely Dan.
10) I can make you rich, and I mean stupid rich.
11) I'll see you and when I say see you I mean see you buddy cuz potatoes have quite a number of eyes.
12) I thought we agreed to stop encouraging him?
13)We need to make a kite out of squirrels and fly it to the moon... where are we gonna find enough squirrels to make a kite?
14) Osty Spumanti
15) I'm half kidding, what do you want from me?
16) Now I'll never be a barber.
17) Once I too had a stuffed companion but one day he was abducted by gypsies.
18) Last time I was this happy I was face down in a pizza pie eatin my way to freedom.
19) Yet here I am listening to the wind blow through your empty head.
20) Are we gonna put peanut butter in their jock straps cuz that would be funny.
21) If it'll make me popular and make people say my name at parties then point me in the direction of that chicken and I'll steal it or my name isn't Gil Schartzman which is now my new popular name.
22) Would you like the truth or my side of the story?
23) I don't wanna die, I'm almost finished with my macrime.
24) Oh that's right, you're a remorseless sinner.
25) Are we gonna get it on or spend the day talking about getting it on because it ain't on right now baby and that's where I want to get it.