Bond and Branding Day

[afrikin_queen]

So I took Gemma down to Esky last night to go clubbing with me and my soon-to-be cousin Rachel and all her people. That was fun. My hair was straightened and we went on our way. When we first got there not too many were there but as the hours rolled along the place got packed. They have cages now too so one could go and shake their stuff (which we did). A guy named James hit on Gemma and I saw my old friends once again. We left right before 1am and got back to my mom's house just in time for my mom to get up and greet us and to drink pop and eat pizza. Oh yeah, at 1 in the freakin morning. I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow and got up at around 8:30am Bill made us bacon and my mom made toast and we had cereal before heading on home. I signed up for classes and just found out that the Pope died... Apparently his hat was just too big and he broke his neck. Gemma and I were supposed to get our belly buttons pierced today but unfortunately I don't have any money so maybe tomorrow. I really want to get it done. That would be a very good weight lose promoter. You can't really show off the ring unless you have a nice belly to go with it.

What did I smell like this morning before I took a shower:
1) cigarrettes
2) beer
3) lots of colognes
4) B.O.
5) All of the above

Until next time...