Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Head Vodka
Today was a logistics clusterfuck. If I didn't make it to the banquet, it's mostly because my phone went dead and partly because the FO line supplying the college was somehow cut (errant lawnmower? Hedge trimmer? Kinky sexhurt from another dimension?).
Getting desperate to the point where I'm willing to go out and get a job so I can find a girl and finally get rid of this extreme pain in my... well, you know, the area that usually hurts if it hasn't been used in a long time... namely, all of them. Sedentary lifestyles suck ass.
P.S.: I don't care how straight you claim to be, playing and referencing Martika's "Toy Soldiers" constantly is a good way of coming across as queerbait. I don't even reference that song around people named Martika... except for that one time, and she was cool enough to forgive me and let me bum some smokes. Losing that kind of face usually results in people trying to put cigarettes out on me.
Getting desperate to the point where I'm willing to go out and get a job so I can find a girl and finally get rid of this extreme pain in my... well, you know, the area that usually hurts if it hasn't been used in a long time... namely, all of them. Sedentary lifestyles suck ass.
P.S.: I don't care how straight you claim to be, playing and referencing Martika's "Toy Soldiers" constantly is a good way of coming across as queerbait. I don't even reference that song around people named Martika... except for that one time, and she was cool enough to forgive me and let me bum some smokes. Losing that kind of face usually results in people trying to put cigarettes out on me.