happy thanksgiving/fuckgiving and shit!
thanksgiving is a time honored tradition and a very special holiday to many. only once a year, do you gather up your friends and family over a grand feast to share in the blessings and thanks for all the good in your lives. that and stuffing. oh god, I love stuffing.
it's good to be thankful for the many things that people may take for granted or genuinely appreciate. but see, I believe that americans are missing out on one little thing every thanksgiving. a big ol' fuck you to the people that shit on your proverbial plate of life.
now please, only tell the people who genuinely deserve it to fuck off. like the jackass that dents your car in a parking lot and runs off. or how about that special someone who won't even give you the time of day? maybe your ex-girlfriend who was 2 hours late to meet you at a bar because she was piss drunk giving some other guy a blowjob in some bathroom stall at another bar?
having a hard time coming up with fuck you's? lemme help.
for example:
"fuck you to all those who gave me a shitty tip (a couple exceptions)!"
"fuck you fox networks for cancelling arrested development AGAIN, oh and firefly a couple years back!"
"fuck you to the 22ºF weather!"
"fuck you expensive gas prices!"
"fuck you for making me come into work at 11am!"
hell, tell me to fuck off! it's not that hard and I'm sure I deserve it. I mean, here... practice with some of the more basics!
"fuck you stan, you always talk about work and shitty tips!"
"fuck you stan, you always complain and whine about everything!"
"fuck you stan, you're always late!"
"fuck you stan, you don't want to commit!"
"fuck you stan, you never call me/IM me/email me/text me/hang out with me/love me!"
please, comment on some of your fuck yous or post them in you journal. I'd love to hear some of yours!
so before you jump the cranberry or ask for someone to pass down the pumpkin pie before you even get to the damn turkey, remember to celebrate fuckgiving day! ok, that just doesn't sound right. how about just a simple fuckyou day? that works. unless someone can come up with something more intelligent...
ps. btw, this is my new livejournal name thanks to the LJ rename service. love it long time.
we are
we are the shaken
we are the monsters
underneath your bed
yeah
believe what you read
it's good to be thankful for the many things that people may take for granted or genuinely appreciate. but see, I believe that americans are missing out on one little thing every thanksgiving. a big ol' fuck you to the people that shit on your proverbial plate of life.
now please, only tell the people who genuinely deserve it to fuck off. like the jackass that dents your car in a parking lot and runs off. or how about that special someone who won't even give you the time of day? maybe your ex-girlfriend who was 2 hours late to meet you at a bar because she was piss drunk giving some other guy a blowjob in some bathroom stall at another bar?
having a hard time coming up with fuck you's? lemme help.
for example:
"fuck you to all those who gave me a shitty tip (a couple exceptions)!"
"fuck you fox networks for cancelling arrested development AGAIN, oh and firefly a couple years back!"
"fuck you to the 22ºF weather!"
"fuck you expensive gas prices!"
"fuck you for making me come into work at 11am!"
hell, tell me to fuck off! it's not that hard and I'm sure I deserve it. I mean, here... practice with some of the more basics!
"fuck you stan, you always talk about work and shitty tips!"
"fuck you stan, you always complain and whine about everything!"
"fuck you stan, you're always late!"
"fuck you stan, you don't want to commit!"
"fuck you stan, you never call me/IM me/email me/text me/hang out with me/love me!"
please, comment on some of your fuck yous or post them in you journal. I'd love to hear some of yours!
so before you jump the cranberry or ask for someone to pass down the pumpkin pie before you even get to the damn turkey, remember to celebrate fuckgiving day! ok, that just doesn't sound right. how about just a simple fuckyou day? that works. unless someone can come up with something more intelligent...
ps. btw, this is my new livejournal name thanks to the LJ rename service. love it long time.
we are
we are the shaken
we are the monsters
underneath your bed
yeah
believe what you read