R2 #009 I did NOT need to wake up to this.

[afishinthesky]

Uh, so after a drinking the night away with Toma (who still really needs to learn to handle his alcohol), I went out to get the mail... and I found THIS in the mailbox.

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[sleeping_tatsu]

Nurse Joy didn't send me a Valentine?! Lucky~

[afishinthesky]

...I never even gave her my address!

[sleeping_tatsu]

Hmmm, maybe there's a locator device in your pokegear. For emergencies, or if someone goes missing?

[afishinthesky]

@!#$&%$*# This shitty world! This is against my basic human rights!

[sleeping_tatsu]

But what if there was an accident somewhere and you needed to be rescued??

[afishinthesky]

Still, Nurse Joy shouldn't have such easy access to that information. At least not until someone comes looking for me :c

It's just very disturbing.

[sleeping_tatsu]

But the Valentine isn't disturbing. She doesn't mention anything about tying you up with escape rope and exploring your heal balls.

For all you know she sends a valentine nore to all her patients.

[afishinthesky]

...

[sleeping_tatsu]

See, nothing to worry about!