i like balls. big, hairy, sweaty old man balls. in my mouth. and i hate jason.
so. as you all know. my name is natalie and i'm a stupid fucking idiot. i'm also kind of an ugly wench. well really, i'm just plain stupid. i'm in love with karley, but i don't want to tell her in case she doesn't feel the same way as me. i also have a crush on mr.schnieder.. becausehe has a huge bulge and i'd like to touch it, a lot. there's also this girl named groeny, well ashley groenweg, i think she's stalking me and she's amish. i came into my bedroom today and she was stealing my undies.. she had a couple pairs in her pocket that she didn't think i saw.. but i saw it, and she kept them. she's probably at home doing dirty things with them right now. but oh well, who needs undies.. not me. then there's this really cool girl noelle, i'm hopelessly in love with her and i told her. but she doesn't like me back, she turned me down. and now i'm going to kill that bitch, if i can't have her no one else can. she's such a beautiful slut. and then.. there's ashley teather. i hate her. she sleeps with everyone.. this one time she came over to my house and she was wearing a coat. but then she took it off and she was naked undreneath and she expected me to have sex with her. but i refused, because i know she has aids. woo.
so, let me tell you more about this stupid slut groeny. she is SO amish, she thinks electricity is weird, and she doesn't have cable. i guess she doesn't believe in that sort of thing, but she does believe in being a lesbian. i know she does because she tried to seduce me a matter of seconds ago. but i'm not having anyof that, i mean.. me, NATALIE VAREY, likes women. but i'm holding out for karley. i really hope she comes around.. who needs turvey, when you can have me? NO ONE. i mean,. she's pretty ugly and almost bald, but i love her.
my balls are too big. sometimes they get in my way.. i'll be walking down the street and their largeness will get in my way, then i'll trip and fall in a puddle and an old woman will rape me. true story. i swear.
well i have to go now, this is natalie by the way. i swear, no matter what i say at a later date. this really is natalie. and if i tell you anything different i'm lying. like a liar.. all lies. really. it's me. i swear, how can you trust me? i know how.. i'll tell you a secret, and then you'll know it's me for sure. i have a penis, it;s 8 inches long. and if you don't believe that, then come and find out for yourself.
i love shawn hewitt..and that weird killers kid. goodbye.