Frequently Asked Questions!

May 23, 2005 22:04

Instead of studying for my history final tomorrow, I'm going to compile a FAQ because I'm bored.

Q: Are you gothic/punk?
A: No, I believe I'm Tim.

Q:What's that on your nose?
A: A disfiguring mole.

Q: Do you worship the devil?
A: ........I don't believe he exists.

Q: Why don't you talk much?
A: I'm shy/anti-social as people like to call me.

Q: Why do you dress in all black?
A: I lack any fashion sense.

Q: Why don't you ever smile?
A: I do, you just never see me.

Q: What's AFI?
A: A band.

Q: Why do you always hang out with that black kid?
A: I need a nigger friend.

Q: Why did you shave half your head?
A: It's a mohawk in a comb-over.

Q: When are you going to spike your hair?
A: Whenever I feel like it.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask, and I'll happily answer. The mysteries of Timmy have been revealed! *gasp*
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