I climbed trees in my backyard, looked at bugs, picked at flowers, listened to what they had to say, and I mean really listened, painted my favorite colors on the school walls, talked about books, played on swing sets, drew birds on my geometry quiz instead of take it, and got a headache from laughing too hard at nothing. I'm a better person than you are. I realize that now. I've decided to stop caring about what you do and who you do it for. Just know that you'll be alone in the end. And sadly, I can't say I'll be there for you. I'm sorry. I guess.
Oh, and check out what Annie and Emma brought me back from Chicago, stunnahs!!
Yep, they deemed him Sexual Chocolate. His hobbies are stripping and cutting his Levis into short shorts. And for some reason, he neighs when you press his foot. Which makes him that much cooler. They told me Build A Bear was seeping with five year old children while they were creating this magnificent gift. And every single one of them left scarred for life after seeing Sexual Chocolate. I bet they were all just jealous.
P.s.
XGALLOX, is probably the greatest idea Karlee and I have ever had. Ever. I'd like to see anyone try and top it.
I'm outie.