There are two things guys want more than sex. The first, is that every guy wants to be involved in a heist. Just go in blasting away, Quick! We've only got five minutes! Where's the Car? Where's the fucking car? Who the hell is driving?
The second, is that every guy wants to have a pet monkey. And there's always that one anti-monkey person who says "They're dirty animals! They fling poo, and they speak things that are not proper for our society!" I know! That's why we want a monkey! We'll dress it up in armour, and give it a sword, and have battles in the apartment of epic proportions. Because how cool would it be to come home from work, and know that there's a monkey waiting to kill you?!
What wouyld be best, is if the monkey were driving the getway car in the heist! That's where it is! ~Dane Cook (not word for word, bu8t for the most part)
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The first, is that every guy wants to be involved in a heist. Just go in blasting away, Quick! We've only got five minutes! Where's the Car? Where's the fucking car? Who the hell is driving?
The second, is that every guy wants to have a pet monkey. And there's always that one anti-monkey person who says "They're dirty animals! They fling poo, and they speak things that are not proper for our society!" I know! That's why we want a monkey! We'll dress it up in armour, and give it a sword, and have battles in the apartment of epic proportions. Because how cool would it be to come home from work, and know that there's a monkey waiting to kill you?!
What wouyld be best, is if the monkey were driving the getway car in the heist! That's where it is!
~Dane Cook (not word for word, bu8t for the most part)
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