A Little Dating Advice...
As I was standing by the counter of a local burger place waiting for my dinner, the usaul "catch" affair it is between school and dinner, when I was perhaps accidently, onto some good old fashion advice for all of us ladies. So thre I was watching the cook prepare my to-go order for my hot roast-beef sub, since my time is limited in the half an hour between school and work, especially since they're on opposites sides of town, when another girl about my age walked in. I moved of course, but was still watching the kitchen staff keenly, to the point where the cook assured me "Just a few minute".
So the cashier, a Korean woman who was probably in her late forties (Yes the place is family owned by Koreans, like most little food plcaes in Socal) asked her of course what her order was, which the girl responed "Can I have a breakfast burrito with sausage to go please?"
Then as if her dog had just died the woman puts her hand on the girl's wrist and says solemnly, "We only have breakfast burritos from 8:00 am to 11:00 pm on weekdays."
"Oh okay...then what's your favorite burrito?" the girl askes, seemingly totally unfazed, but I guess not everyone is as unfirnedly as me.
"Cane Asada..is it for boy or girl?" the woman asked.
"Boy." Now take a note of this ladies...
"Ah Carne` Asada is good for boy..."
The rest of the mundane conversation is unimportant now that we have our man-luring tip of the day! Yes ladies you want that special guy to notice you? Bring him a Carne` Asada burrito from P.K.'s, you'll get laid within three hours, gaurnteed! It's amazing how even the most general conversations can be gleaned for comic releif, the great secret of women since the dawn of time has now been handed down to another generation! Okay, maybe I shouldn't rag on the woman so much...she gave me a free bag of chips after i had stood there so fornlornly for about five minutes, no doubt because I looked like I was starving, i had skipped lunch afterall in ligth of no dough and me being so picky about being in debt.
Anyway, the 'rents are out of town until Sunday morning, woot! Sure they left a list of chores, but it's nice to have silence in the house. And I can sleep in, and lay around in my underwear while working on that damn econ. project. I also think I'm getting a cold, my head is stuffed up, my nose itches and it runs. "land of sunshine" yeah rigth, it's been about 50 degrees here all week (which is cold for here) with a frigd wind!
Ta Leuten.
So the cashier, a Korean woman who was probably in her late forties (Yes the place is family owned by Koreans, like most little food plcaes in Socal) asked her of course what her order was, which the girl responed "Can I have a breakfast burrito with sausage to go please?"
Then as if her dog had just died the woman puts her hand on the girl's wrist and says solemnly, "We only have breakfast burritos from 8:00 am to 11:00 pm on weekdays."
"Oh okay...then what's your favorite burrito?" the girl askes, seemingly totally unfazed, but I guess not everyone is as unfirnedly as me.
"Cane Asada..is it for boy or girl?" the woman asked.
"Boy." Now take a note of this ladies...
"Ah Carne` Asada is good for boy..."
The rest of the mundane conversation is unimportant now that we have our man-luring tip of the day! Yes ladies you want that special guy to notice you? Bring him a Carne` Asada burrito from P.K.'s, you'll get laid within three hours, gaurnteed! It's amazing how even the most general conversations can be gleaned for comic releif, the great secret of women since the dawn of time has now been handed down to another generation! Okay, maybe I shouldn't rag on the woman so much...she gave me a free bag of chips after i had stood there so fornlornly for about five minutes, no doubt because I looked like I was starving, i had skipped lunch afterall in ligth of no dough and me being so picky about being in debt.
Anyway, the 'rents are out of town until Sunday morning, woot! Sure they left a list of chores, but it's nice to have silence in the house. And I can sleep in, and lay around in my underwear while working on that damn econ. project. I also think I'm getting a cold, my head is stuffed up, my nose itches and it runs. "land of sunshine" yeah rigth, it's been about 50 degrees here all week (which is cold for here) with a frigd wind!
Ta Leuten.