So You Want to Know About Me 'Eh?
Snagged from guarded_storm
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'5"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nope.
3. Do you own a gun?
Not my own personal one...
4. Rehab?
Never.
5. Do you get nervous before you "meet the parents?"
Only whe I've done something wrong.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Edible phallic symbols.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Only when forced.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nope.
11. Are you vegan?
Absolutely not.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Only when they work, which they don't half the time I have a migraine.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Tits!
14. Do you own a knife?
One.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Like I could complete this thing if I could...
16. Date Of Birth?
April 9th, 1987.
17. Top 4 thoughts at this exact moment:
Its dark,
Its cold,
Its probably about to pour,
I have to feed the horses soon.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
2 lollipops, lunch, and a funnel cake.
19. Name five drinks you drink:
Water, Kool Aide, Soda, Coffee, Powerade
20. What time did you wake up today?
7:30am
21. Current hair?
Blonde, haven't dyed it in a while.
22. Current Worry?
I'm not going to finish that novella...
23. Current hate?
US politicians, they're all a bunch of twits.
24. Favorite places to be?
Bed, at a con, and an art museum.
25. Least favorite place to be?
School.
26. Where would you like to go?
Comic Con, back east, Germany, or England.
27. Do you own slippers?
Of course.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
...in a gutter if I keep my act up.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn like an unattended steak.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Only if I get to have a manslave.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
...two weeks ago? At Megacon anyway.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
My sis's guinea pig seeking shelter in my jacket pocket.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
The ones were the elastic wasn't shot.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Having the back of my head grated like a piece of cheese.
39. Who do you live with?
My family, and a menagerie.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Nick.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Kat.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
How would I know? I doubt it.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
...is this a trick question?
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Mad World" by Gary Jules, not the Tears for Fears version.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Masturbating probably, but I didn't look at the clock.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
No, not really, I can stand it but I'm not addicted to it.
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51. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Do security guards count?
52. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
Depends on how high it is.
53. When's the last time you've been sleigh riding?
Does ti count if I was five and I tied it to my dog's leash?
54. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Someone, definitely, unless they snore.
55. Do you believe in ghosts?
To a certain point.
56. Do you consider yourself creative?
I can lie like a rug.
57. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
No, it as surely the one-armed man did it.
58. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina baby.
59. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
I know when someone is trying to weasel they're way out of making a point.
60. Do you know how to play poker?
Naturally.
61. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
If I did I don't remember.
62. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?
Only the useless kind.
63. Have you ever cheated on a test?
Nope.
64. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run the red light?
I do it in the day too.
65. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Everyone does.
67. Have you ever ice skated?
Yep.
68. How often do you remember your dreams?
Alot, but it goes in cycles, right now I do remember them frequently.
69. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?
When my sister was holding my dog Skippy up and going on and on how he was a pimp saying things like "I see you keep your nails short sir."
"That because I'm a pimp bitch, got to keep my hands lookin' neat. Now all you bitches line up for a smackin'!"
70. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Hell no.
71. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes, I tend to drive rather erratically.
72. Do you like Sushi?
Yes.
73. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
When my Mom was driving (and she calls my driving "cavalier".)
74. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on what the weather is. Sometimes PJs, sometimes just my underwear, and sometimes naked.
75. Have you ever been caught stealing?
Nope.
76. Does size matter?
Well as long as its not too big or small.
77. Do you truly hate anyone?
I hate Hillary Clinton, I'd drown her if I had the chance.
78. Rock and Roll or Rap?
Rock, I can speak proper English.
79. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Does Neil Gaiman count as "famous"?
80. Do you have a relative in prison?
Apparently I have a third cousin who is, I have no idea for what though.
81. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
No.
82. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
Heheheh, yes.
83. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No.
84. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
85. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
Never.
86. Who is your favorite person to make fun of?
TechieCL ;p
I also went to Knotts Berry Farm today and took alot of pics so hopefully I'll have those up soon too. Damn film cameras.
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'5"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Nope.
3. Do you own a gun?
Not my own personal one...
4. Rehab?
Never.
5. Do you get nervous before you "meet the parents?"
Only whe I've done something wrong.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Edible phallic symbols.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Only when forced.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nope.
11. Are you vegan?
Absolutely not.
12. Do you like painkillers?
Only when they work, which they don't half the time I have a migraine.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Tits!
14. Do you own a knife?
One.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Like I could complete this thing if I could...
16. Date Of Birth?
April 9th, 1987.
17. Top 4 thoughts at this exact moment:
Its dark,
Its cold,
Its probably about to pour,
I have to feed the horses soon.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
2 lollipops, lunch, and a funnel cake.
19. Name five drinks you drink:
Water, Kool Aide, Soda, Coffee, Powerade
20. What time did you wake up today?
7:30am
21. Current hair?
Blonde, haven't dyed it in a while.
22. Current Worry?
I'm not going to finish that novella...
23. Current hate?
US politicians, they're all a bunch of twits.
24. Favorite places to be?
Bed, at a con, and an art museum.
25. Least favorite place to be?
School.
26. Where would you like to go?
Comic Con, back east, Germany, or England.
27. Do you own slippers?
Of course.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
...in a gutter if I keep my act up.
29. Do you burn or tan?
Burn like an unattended steak.
31. Would you be a pirate?
Only if I get to have a manslave.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
...two weeks ago? At Megacon anyway.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
My sis's guinea pig seeking shelter in my jacket pocket.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
The ones were the elastic wasn't shot.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Having the back of my head grated like a piece of cheese.
39. Who do you live with?
My family, and a menagerie.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Two.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
Nick.
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Kat.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
How would I know? I doubt it.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
...is this a trick question?
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Mad World" by Gary Jules, not the Tears for Fears version.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Masturbating probably, but I didn't look at the clock.
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
No, not really, I can stand it but I'm not addicted to it.
-----------------
51. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Do security guards count?
52. Do you close your eyes on roller coaster?
Depends on how high it is.
53. When's the last time you've been sleigh riding?
Does ti count if I was five and I tied it to my dog's leash?
54. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Someone, definitely, unless they snore.
55. Do you believe in ghosts?
To a certain point.
56. Do you consider yourself creative?
I can lie like a rug.
57. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
No, it as surely the one-armed man did it.
58. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina baby.
59. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
I know when someone is trying to weasel they're way out of making a point.
60. Do you know how to play poker?
Naturally.
61. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
If I did I don't remember.
62. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?
Only the useless kind.
63. Have you ever cheated on a test?
Nope.
64. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run the red light?
I do it in the day too.
65. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Everyone does.
67. Have you ever ice skated?
Yep.
68. How often do you remember your dreams?
Alot, but it goes in cycles, right now I do remember them frequently.
69. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?
When my sister was holding my dog Skippy up and going on and on how he was a pimp saying things like "I see you keep your nails short sir."
"That because I'm a pimp bitch, got to keep my hands lookin' neat. Now all you bitches line up for a smackin'!"
70. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Hell no.
71. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yes, I tend to drive rather erratically.
72. Do you like Sushi?
Yes.
73. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
When my Mom was driving (and she calls my driving "cavalier".)
74. What do you wear to bed?
Depends on what the weather is. Sometimes PJs, sometimes just my underwear, and sometimes naked.
75. Have you ever been caught stealing?
Nope.
76. Does size matter?
Well as long as its not too big or small.
77. Do you truly hate anyone?
I hate Hillary Clinton, I'd drown her if I had the chance.
78. Rock and Roll or Rap?
Rock, I can speak proper English.
79. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Does Neil Gaiman count as "famous"?
80. Do you have a relative in prison?
Apparently I have a third cousin who is, I have no idea for what though.
81. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
No.
82. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
Heheheh, yes.
83. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
No.
84. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.
85. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
Never.
86. Who is your favorite person to make fun of?
TechieCL ;p
I also went to Knotts Berry Farm today and took alot of pics so hopefully I'll have those up soon too. Damn film cameras.