Damn bitch ass roomie
Alright, why me? It never fails, I always get stuck with a shitty roommate. This time around, I get the one who doesn't have her own dishes so she uses mine and my other roomies and then doesn't wash them! She eats our food too! She goes around with her goddamn cellphone plastered to her head, and she has the most annoying, hick accent you will ever hear. I want to ram her head into the wall!