The strangest (but not out of the ordinary) thing just happened.
Katiela: feeling any better? no? fuck
Pip: ehhh
Pip: I was?
Pip: Then my mother called me retarded. o.o
Katiela: i could fucking kill yor mother
Katiela: what the heck
Katiela: how did that come up
Pip: amagad kay stupidest thing ever. ignore girly horrible typing here
Pip: I"m in the kitchen reading the papes
Pip: and she comes in, looks at the shopping list
Pip: and im doing this all in sentence fragments hope the noise doesn't make you crazy
Pip: for Pip ;)
Pip: going on though
Pip: and she says "why do we need mayo?"
Katiela: i have mute on
Katiela: eww
Pip: (it is under the 'sandwich stuff' heading i have made so that should be a hint to begin with)
Katiela: k i like it but its gross still
Pip: yes
Katiela: Sandwich Stuff
Pip: so i say "because we have none"
Pip: well like lettuce and stuff
Pip: and then she pulls out this bottle of ranch dressing
Katiela: wow you have fancy sandwiches!
Pip: and she's like "okay so here's some, why don't you use this?"
Katiela: LOL
Pip: "because that's ranch dressing"
Pip: "it's just the same!"
Katiela: lmfaoooo
Katiela: no its not
Pip: "you put ranch on your sandwiches?"
Katiela: ewwww
Pip: "sandwiches have lettuce"
Pip: (no she doesn't btw)
Katiela: O.O
Katiela: JUST CAUSE IT HAS LETTUCE Doesn't MEAN ITS A SALAD
Pip: and then it turned into this thing about why I had lettuce on the list
Pip: because i know lol
Pip: because we have this other bag lettuce? like its got little bits of carrot and stuff too
Katiela: salad
Pip: but it has cabbage which makes everything taste like cabbage and theres hardly any real lettuce
Pip: and i dont like it
Katiela: fake salad! i know what that is lol
Pip: and so i said that
Pip: and that turned into why didn't i eat that, i said what i just said up there ^
Pip: then why didn't i eat lots of lettuce when we just had some?
Pip: and i said i made sandwiches for lunch every morning with it till it was gone
Pip: and then it turned into "im never buying cream again"
Pip: because cream was on the list
Pip: because she poured our last thing of it out cause i didn't drink it
Pip: .. cayse i was at tylers for like 3 days so i was not present to drink it no
Pip: and then at this point i said "sdlkflksd k. fuck this. this is retarded"
Pip: and i NEVER use that word.
Pip: ever. i hate when people do, it just slipped out and I felt stupid.
Katiela: lol i have started
Katiela: DX
Katiela: i know i dont like it either
Pip: But then apparently it's me who is.
Pip: And I asked her if she just called me retarded.
Katiela: no, you're retarded!
Pip: and shes like YOU JUST SAID I WAS
Pip: "no. this. as in the situation"
Katiela: what a child
Katiela: wtf
Pip: "WELL MAYBE YOURE BEING IT"
Pip: D:
Katiela: your mom pisses me off
Katiela: LOL
Katiela: omg.
Pip: then i went through to my room and she was still talking about how she isnt gonna get any of that or try or i dunno
Pip: cause i was going "K!" from my room
Pip: and "kay, kay, yep, yep"
Pip: so i don't know what she was saying.
Katiela: course
Pip: And that's the story of why I"m retarded.
Oh, it was just a weird situation. My mother and I fight a lot, but it just came out of nowhere.
Lol, like earlier today when I just got home, I was in the living room talking to both my parents, somehow we start talking about sub sandwiches. My dad has this map too, and he's holding it up like a telescope looking at me ('cause I'm walking in circles around the room and they're sitting). She's saying something about how many people she thinks toasts them, and as she's talking, I go to touch the end of the map, and it somehow hits my dad's eye? so I go "AHH SORRY ARE YOU OKAY" and yes he is guys thanks, and she gets horribly offended for me interupting and goes "Nevermind, I'm not talking anymore then." Then I lol out of the room.
Oh dear.
Meeting tonight about the Europe trip over Spring Break. That'll be fun. Bio stuff to (not) do because the page is messed up.
I want to try out for the musical, lol. More on that later, should I get around to it.
Going to Tyler's tomorrow night, be back Saturday or Sunday.
Red Hot Chili Peppers show on Tuesday. Pretty sure my seats suck since I forgot to buy tickets until about a week later =x
Okay okay good day characters.
funner edit:
re - rhcp show.
Pip says:
Kay um my dad thought / thinks Im going with amanda.
Pip says:
so he booked me a hotel room for the night =x
Pip says:
or are they ((((rilo and casey)))) going back the same night
Sackman. - says:
O.O
Sackman. - says:
Sweet jesus.
Sackman. - says:
Well.
Pip says:
by thought / thinks
Pip says:
i mean thinks.
Pip says:
btw.
Sackman. - says:
Rilo and Casey were going to stay in but they didn't want to because they would have to sleep on a floor
Pip says:
Well the room'll have two beds.
Sackman. - says:
but your dad dosent care you'd be missing school?
Pip says:
no.
Sackman. - says:
Lets get fucking SMASHED.
*applauds heavily*