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"Steve?"
"Yeah Sam?"
"I am feel like I am dying."
"Funny, I feel the same way."
"Just lately my life seems to be rather trite and meaningless and I think this is the end."
"I know what you mean Sam."
"Lets go out in a rage of glory."
"Sounds good to me old friend."
"There is only one thing I can think of saying at such a moment."
"I know what you're thinking."
"1...2...3...
-FUCK LIVEJOURNAL!-
"Steve that felt good."
"Sure did Sam."
"Did I ever tell you I am buddist?"
"No."
"Oh we'll as I lay here taking my last gasps of air I am glad I am."
"Why's that?"
"I am going to be reincarnated as a turd."
"Why poop?"
"So everyone that reads my dying words will think of me next time they poop, cause they could be pooping out 'ol Sam."
"Nice."
"Well we had a good run."
"You betcha but the time has definately come, so come on last time for the losers on sitting pale and lonely in the dark in front of their computers..."
-FUCK LIVEJOURNAL!-
...Sam and Steve were buried somewhere along side the information super highway, well except for Sam who's spirit may be in your next poop. Nasty and the Doctor were killed in a terrible cottage cheese accident and were buried along side Sam and Steve and they won't miss any of you fuckers!
"Yeah Sam?"
"I am feel like I am dying."
"Funny, I feel the same way."
"Just lately my life seems to be rather trite and meaningless and I think this is the end."
"I know what you mean Sam."
"Lets go out in a rage of glory."
"Sounds good to me old friend."
"There is only one thing I can think of saying at such a moment."
"I know what you're thinking."
"1...2...3...
-FUCK LIVEJOURNAL!-
"Steve that felt good."
"Sure did Sam."
"Did I ever tell you I am buddist?"
"No."
"Oh we'll as I lay here taking my last gasps of air I am glad I am."
"Why's that?"
"I am going to be reincarnated as a turd."
"Why poop?"
"So everyone that reads my dying words will think of me next time they poop, cause they could be pooping out 'ol Sam."
"Nice."
"Well we had a good run."
"You betcha but the time has definately come, so come on last time for the losers on sitting pale and lonely in the dark in front of their computers..."
-FUCK LIVEJOURNAL!-
...Sam and Steve were buried somewhere along side the information super highway, well except for Sam who's spirit may be in your next poop. Nasty and the Doctor were killed in a terrible cottage cheese accident and were buried along side Sam and Steve and they won't miss any of you fuckers!