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[afflictedfiend]

"Hey Doc, new problem."
"What troubles you this time?"
"Well you see I am missing my knees."
"I don't think I understand."
"Doc my knees are gone, my legs are like rubber bands."
"How did you do this?"
"I lost them in a bet."
"What was the bet? If you dont mind me asking."
"Well I bet I could say a word that is spelled fowards the same as backwards."
"Thats easy, why didn't you just say Dad?"
"That seemed too easy so I was going with the longest one I knew, I said racecars."
"Well racecar does work."
"But I said racecarS, plural."
"So you lost your knees."
"Thats what I am telling you Doc."
"Poop would have worked too."
"Damn, that is a good one."
"Yeah....poop."
"Doc, can you help me?"
"What were we talking about again? I was thinking about poop."
"Ah fuck you Doc!"
"Dont fuck me I might poop, oh theres that word again! Hahaha."
"I dont need this shit right now!"
"No you don't need this POOP right now!"
"Fuck you and your Mom!"
"Mom works!"
"Shit!"
"No, Poop!"