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Somehow a jellyfish got in my sock drawer, it was pretty fucked up so I went to go complain to the guys at housing but while I was in mid route I got in the middle of this gang fight and got stabbed so then I had to go to the hospital and wait for 6 hours and by that time I had lost so much blood I passed out. The Doctors found out that I have some rare blood type so they had to transfuse the blood from a tortoise and a goat at the same time. They gave me this huge hospital bill and to top it all off on the way back to my dorm a midget bit my thigh, he thought I was a living T-Bone steak. By the time I got back and washed my bite wound I had forgotten all about the jellyfish. It was a long day.