We only bruised each other moreso.

[affleck]

I have a cough. It could be an annoying spring cold, it could just be fucking smoker's cough. But the point here is, I have a cough. And everytime I start coughing, people watch me apprehensively. I feel like I should be wearing a fucking sign that says, "I do not have SARS

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[g_gershon]

I don't have anything other than that to say. Or, I do, but I don't know how to say it.

Lately, that's so familiar to me, it hurts.

Dial my number.

[affleck]

Yeah, I understand that.

I think I will.

[g_gershon]

I knew you would. You always do.

I wish I was where you are.

[affleck]

At the least, I try my best.

I wish you were where I am, too.

[drew_barrymore]

I had that problem both yesterday and today. I sat down to write, and to try to express 1/1000th of what is going on in my brain and I just couldn't do it. That's pretty fucking rare for me.

Maybe it's something in the air.

[affleck]

Let's blame SARS. That's the new "in" thing to do, after all.

Sadly, it's not rare for me. I just can't do it when I actually want to.

[j_christ]

Nah, G, you ain't gonna be in limbo. I have connections. I got you covered like a jimmy hat.

[affleck]

Knew I could count on ya, bro. Fo' real.

[j_christ]

I got yo back.

[ex_shakira_]

oh ben how i love you

[affleck]

Oh Shakira how I love you more.

[ex_shakira_]

oh ben how that is impossible

[affleck]

Oh Shakira it just is.

[k_richardson]

If someone asks you if you have SARS, tell them yes and then cough on them.

[affleck]

It's too bad I can't speak any Chinese.