The past two weeks...
Lots of things have happened in the past 2 weeks so I will just tell you about the big things...So let's see where have I left off...
4th of July... we went to Nikki's Party! Lol so basically Jenn, Alexis, and Chris came over... he was wearing some sweet party pants lol... and then Kayla, Bethany, and Tiffany came over and Mandy made some margaritas and all of us went to the park...At the park we met this minor named Kyle... He was like "hey do I know any of you guys?" and we were like "noo how old are you?" and he was like "17" and we were like "Peeerfect!" haha then chris took jenn, lex, and I on an alcohol run and we met these guys in the alcohol aisle and Jenn invited this big ginger to "Nikki's Party" and he was like "where is it at? How do I get there?!" and I gave Jenn the look of death because I dont want some stranger coming over to my house lol and she was like "oh I dont know" haha So we had a good 4th of july... we drank a good amount and had a lot of fun and more people came over later and we partied and then we went hottubbing...
SO we decided to have a girls night out and we all went to Elephant Bar. There was 8 of us... Mandy, Nikki, Kayla, Tiffany, Bethany, Michal, Rachel, and I. We had this waiter from Ireland and he had a pretty hawt accent so we kept asking him questions lol... Then we wanted to leave him a note with a phone number... somehow we became the "8 maids a milkin" lol it was a dirty joke from Kayla that made us all laugh and the name kind of stuck haha
So Nikki's Party lol She invited her friends over for her birthday and they were going to have a big girly sleepover... Mandy and I had Jenn and Lex come over and we started to drink some margaritas and then we decided to paint the walls in Nikki's room as a surprise for her because all the girls were in the hot tub and she needed a pink abstract Zebra on her wall with a Jamaican Rainbow hahaha... so then Kayla, Bethany, and Tiffany came over and we drank some more and then Nikki and her friends got a hold of the alcohol lol and then things got suuuper crazy... there was dancing, dancing on tables and coffee tables, and then Seany Mac and Anthony came over and they partied with us... some people partied a little too hard... One of my friends ( who will not be named) threw up in Nikki's room haha and then one of Nikki's little friends threw up in the kitchen and kinda on the couch lol.. it was freaakin nuts! I had so much fun because I thought that it was all hella funny! I went to bed at like 5:30 in the morning! It was one a really good party!!
Little Momma's Birthday!! So we decided to take my mom out to Casa Orozco for her birthday and we made her wear a tiara lol because she was the birthday girl... We had Jenn, Kayla, and Tiffany meet us there to surprise my mom... She liked the surprise and we had a good birthday lunch.. My mom got embarrassed because they put a huge sombrero on her head and sang to her lol... then we all went back to my house and drank juice out of penis straws haha and then we watched Jenn's favorite movie "Blind Dating" it is about an actual Blind guy that dates haha... Then we had some Pizza and gave my mom her wonderful presents!
Last night I went to the Mall with Kayla and we bought some cool things... I had never really been into the Brookstone store before but they have awesome things! I bought this little box that charges my Ipod! So Kayla was getting a gift for her mom's birthday and we saw this photo box that has pictures on it and you press the pictures and it says something... you can like record 4 messages on the box for 4 of the pictures you put in... So the guy tells Kayla that she could record "I love you mom!" on the photobox and Kayla was like "naah my mom is not that sentimental" and he was like oh okay "then put 'hey mom...take it up the butt!" and Kayla and I were laughing so hard because we were like so shocked and he just thought he was hella funny!
So then afterwards Mandy, Nikki, Bethany, Kayla, Tiffany, Jenn, and I went out to Elephant Bar (again) for Dinner... we had a fun time and of course talked about boys, the point system, and other fun things... then we decided that we want to go to Tiffany's brother's barmitzfah (spelling?) I told Tiffany that I want to wear the little hat on my head and she was like "well usually the guys wear that not the girls" and I told her I would wear it anyway because I'm a feminist... (I wont really wear one) Then we came back to my house and Jenn dyed Mandy's hair and we watched sweet 16 on Mtv... it is one of the worst shows ever made...
That's all for now betches!! I'll try to be a good girl and write more often!