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I have to start and finish two papers tonight, but I'm not panicking yet, so I don't feel any motivation to get started. I hope I can stay awake long enough to transition into P-mode (panic paper production). I thought I'd come here and ask you how you're all doing. how are you doing? Seriously, in one or two words, how are you doing? Is life going okay, great, mediocre? please please please tell me. I want to hear all about it.
My life is going okay. I've had a stomach ache all day, and I think it has something to do with something that happened to me last night. I woke up this morning with chocolate all over my hands, between my fingers, and encrusted under my fingernails. I'm pretty sure I sleep-ate last night, since there was a jar of Nutella next to my bed the brown stains on my hand tasted like hazelnut. I have a couple problems with this incident. First, I think I should be able to control my eating habits, and not allow them to control me. I almost feel like a criminal pleading temporary insanity. Second, my stomach hurts. What the fuck? How do I wake up in these situations?
I went home for the holiday and it was okay. I didn't do much other than hang out. I take a lot of pictures of David while he sleeps. I'm not really sure why I do this, but I've noticed it's something I do often.
I don't have class on Tuesdays; I earn the ducats instead. I use time spent in the office to listen to listen to whole albums, as I'm often too impatient to sit through an entire album. I look forward to Tuesday as the only day of the week when I can do this.
I was a really good student in high school. I am not sure that after three years at New College I've adapted to the pass/fail + narrative evaluation system. My confidence in what I'll be able to do when I get out of here wavers sometimes. Today at work I saw a report that listed the number of graduates the schools they've attended after graduation. My school, New College, is not old. We've had something like 3500 students leave with a diploma. The numbers above add up to something like 1000. Six of those schools = the law schools I want to go to. This information gives me more confidence about my future + my chances post-New College.
My roommates have a lot of work too, so we've been spending time looking at the causal encounters section of craigslist in LA.
Pussy Licking for India-Pakistan Peace and Harmony - 33
Reply to: pers-114659971@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-29, 7:54PM PST
I'm an Indian Hindu guy and I want to eat the pussy of a Pakistani Muslim woman. Let's carry the scent of India-Pakistan (or Hindu-Muslim) unity in our lips and tounges and spread the fragrance of love.
If you are not Pakistani, plase be Muslim, and if not even that, then please at least hate India and/or Hindus. The best sex comes when two persons who hate each other decide to settle the score in bed. Let the nectar flow.
Give peace a chance. Give your puss(y) a chance!
Make Love, No War!
* this is in or around Los Angeles
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
MAN with GHOST BUSTING SEMEN seeks possessed WOMAN - m4w - 30
Reply to: pers-114674125@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-29, 9:11PM PST
Are you possessed by the devil? Are you secretly thirsting for blood? Does your nightly ritual included sacrafising bats and small black kittens to the demons of the underworld?
Maybe I can help.
My cock is filled with holy cum. Blessed by several priests, my balls now create a semen that can kill the devils inside you. Father O'Malloy told me that my cock was a gift from God and I should use it to do his will. He said "Go slayeth the demons with your man seed, young boy. Go layeth with the wenches and clense their souls."
Through injection or injestion my fluids will kill any evil spirits that have invaded your unholy parts.
Does the devil want you to eat chocolate?
Maybe after swallowing some super god semen, you will crave no evil.
Does your ass spew gas?
Maybe after letting some of my wicked killing spray unleash inside your colon, your Satan will no longer breath fire out your rectom.
Does your vagina bleed every month?
Maybe the devil will take away the curse that has plagued women for thousands of years.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
* this is in or around Hollywood
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Look, all these people will be celebrating their birthdays in the coming week.
We're turning 21, 21, 20 and 18 respectively. I am having a party for all of us this Friday at 930PM in my room, Goldstein 307. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of having a birthday party as such, especially since all our birthdays are on different days, so we'll have a fake mustache party.
What you do is show up wearing a mustache that is not real.
I would love it if you came, guys.
love love love,
cesar
My life is going okay. I've had a stomach ache all day, and I think it has something to do with something that happened to me last night. I woke up this morning with chocolate all over my hands, between my fingers, and encrusted under my fingernails. I'm pretty sure I sleep-ate last night, since there was a jar of Nutella next to my bed the brown stains on my hand tasted like hazelnut. I have a couple problems with this incident. First, I think I should be able to control my eating habits, and not allow them to control me. I almost feel like a criminal pleading temporary insanity. Second, my stomach hurts. What the fuck? How do I wake up in these situations?
I went home for the holiday and it was okay. I didn't do much other than hang out. I take a lot of pictures of David while he sleeps. I'm not really sure why I do this, but I've noticed it's something I do often.
I don't have class on Tuesdays; I earn the ducats instead. I use time spent in the office to listen to listen to whole albums, as I'm often too impatient to sit through an entire album. I look forward to Tuesday as the only day of the week when I can do this.
I was a really good student in high school. I am not sure that after three years at New College I've adapted to the pass/fail + narrative evaluation system. My confidence in what I'll be able to do when I get out of here wavers sometimes. Today at work I saw a report that listed the number of graduates the schools they've attended after graduation. My school, New College, is not old. We've had something like 3500 students leave with a diploma. The numbers above add up to something like 1000. Six of those schools = the law schools I want to go to. This information gives me more confidence about my future + my chances post-New College.
My roommates have a lot of work too, so we've been spending time looking at the causal encounters section of craigslist in LA.
Pussy Licking for India-Pakistan Peace and Harmony - 33
Reply to: pers-114659971@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-29, 7:54PM PST
I'm an Indian Hindu guy and I want to eat the pussy of a Pakistani Muslim woman. Let's carry the scent of India-Pakistan (or Hindu-Muslim) unity in our lips and tounges and spread the fragrance of love.
If you are not Pakistani, plase be Muslim, and if not even that, then please at least hate India and/or Hindus. The best sex comes when two persons who hate each other decide to settle the score in bed. Let the nectar flow.
Give peace a chance. Give your puss(y) a chance!
Make Love, No War!
* this is in or around Los Angeles
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
MAN with GHOST BUSTING SEMEN seeks possessed WOMAN - m4w - 30
Reply to: pers-114674125@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-29, 9:11PM PST
Are you possessed by the devil? Are you secretly thirsting for blood? Does your nightly ritual included sacrafising bats and small black kittens to the demons of the underworld?
Maybe I can help.
My cock is filled with holy cum. Blessed by several priests, my balls now create a semen that can kill the devils inside you. Father O'Malloy told me that my cock was a gift from God and I should use it to do his will. He said "Go slayeth the demons with your man seed, young boy. Go layeth with the wenches and clense their souls."
Through injection or injestion my fluids will kill any evil spirits that have invaded your unholy parts.
Does the devil want you to eat chocolate?
Maybe after swallowing some super god semen, you will crave no evil.
Does your ass spew gas?
Maybe after letting some of my wicked killing spray unleash inside your colon, your Satan will no longer breath fire out your rectom.
Does your vagina bleed every month?
Maybe the devil will take away the curse that has plagued women for thousands of years.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
* this is in or around Hollywood
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Look, all these people will be celebrating their birthdays in the coming week.
We're turning 21, 21, 20 and 18 respectively. I am having a party for all of us this Friday at 930PM in my room, Goldstein 307. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the idea of having a birthday party as such, especially since all our birthdays are on different days, so we'll have a fake mustache party.
What you do is show up wearing a mustache that is not real.
I would love it if you came, guys.
love love love,
cesar