I'm Ron by the way, Ron Weasley.
Mental that one, I'm telling you.
Hermione: Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worst, EXPELLED!
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities!
Dad loves muggles, he thinks they're fascinating.
Enlighten me. Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight, in the middle of a girls' lavatory? Don't you think we'll get caught?
Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?
You'll pay for that one Malfoy! Eat slugs!
Can we panic now?
Ron: I'm warning you, Hermione! You better keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione: That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
Spiders ... the spiders ... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Hermione: Beautiful day.
Ron: [sarcastically] Gorgeous ... Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
She's gone mental, Hermione has! Not that she wasn't always mental, but now it's out in the open for everyone to see!
Ginny: He [Ron] just asked Fleur Delacour to the ball.
Ron: She was just walking past, you know how I love it when they walk, and it just sort of slipped out.
Parvati: Is that Hermione Granger? With Viktor Krum?
Ron: No...No.Absolutely not.
Ron: Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you...
Hermione: I'll know you've gone back to normal.
Ron: [to Hermione] Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
Harry: This is mad. Who'd want to be taught by me? I'm a nutter, remember?
Ron: Look on the bright side. You can't be any worse than old toad face.
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
Ron: I'm here for you, mate.
Hermione: How'd you get away?
Ginny: Puking Pastilles. It wasn't pretty.
Ron: Told them I was hungry and wanted some sweets. Of course, they told me to bugger off and ate the lot themselves.
Hermione: [shocked] That was clever, Ron!
Ron: It's been known to happen.
Ron: Maybe you don't have to do this all by yourself, mate.
Thanks to
Rupert Grint for the caps and quotes.
For
picspammy.