Aug 25, 2009 13:35
Dear Self,
Why, oh why, are you reading this High School Musical 2 J2 AU? Isn't it bad enough that you're mentally photoshopping Jared Padalecki's head onto Amanda Bynes's body/facial expressions without also photoshopping it onto Sharpay Evans' dance moves? Even though he is fantastic at spontaneous dancing...
No! No. You shall not sway me. I cannot deal with you.
No love,
Self.
P.S. Seriously, enough with the AUs. They're like fucking kiddie crack to you.
P.P.S. No matter how awesome it would be, you are also not allowed to read any stories where Chris Kane is Irvine and Misha Collins is Selphie from FFVIII. BECAUSE IT IS WRONG. Even though they're not dating thank God.
ETA: "..." said Jensen.
FML, and fuck you, Internet. God I love you.
fusion powers activate,
no soup for you,
the internet is really very great,
why are we talking about this,
j2 causes brain damage