yosemite

[afbase]

50 miles my ass...  i was supposed to be gone for 5 days....well well  appearently our slow hikers can't even hike 10 miles a day which is a damn shame.  i blame most of the failure to chris morris.  When an adult advisor mentally snaps the first day, when we HAVE to make a plan B on a plan B, when we leave/break camp after 8 am, when we (more like chris) forget permits to go on the f**king hiking to on a trail we want to go on, when we only hike 30 miles, i have to say something is a problem.  Last but not least a leader is to show an example....guess what happens to his backpack...it gets chewed up and tossed 100 feet away from the campsite by a bear.  REASON WHY: the dumb ass forgot to take out 5 packets of food.... not one like sammy, but Frickin' Five packs. you have to be stupid to pull a stunt like that off.  OH ya BTW,  Bears are sooo stealthy, the military aint got shi*  on the bears.  Try and open a pack five feet away with 6 people in the area.... getting a stash of food a dashing out... If that aint skill then i don't know skill then.  oh ya its also a treat to get a bear's snot rub against your lower leg and only see a sihlouette of it (my experience!! way too close of a call).  but hey the bright side is are these fantastic phrases and quotes that we coined:
"pee-rimiter"
-(term tory made by my idea of pissing around the food cuz bears don't like human smell,  We tried it the night the bear came and it didn't really work)
"Bitchbacks"
-switchbacks

[mark is talk about his annoying manager]
Morris: Is she cute?
Scott: GEEZ chris stop thinking with your penis!

[Chris lunde eats 3 hamburgers at carls jr]
Terry:  You realize you have just gained all the weight you lost through our long term!!!!????
Lunde: yup
Terry: you ate like 3,000 calories right there with all those fries too.
Tory: NO... he probably ate 1000... the rest is all over his face.