If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Think of a hot chick....Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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