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Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Chuck Norris has 7,483.
The first solar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Evel Knievel's motive behind all his stunts was to impress Chuck Norris.
Rumors falsely claim that b29 bombers dropped the atom bombs on Japan. The truth is that Chuck Norris threw the bomb all the way to Hirosima.
havent updated in a while. life is good. schools...well school. im headed to work, ill update for real later
see you when i see you,
--Ryan
The first solar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Evel Knievel's motive behind all his stunts was to impress Chuck Norris.
Rumors falsely claim that b29 bombers dropped the atom bombs on Japan. The truth is that Chuck Norris threw the bomb all the way to Hirosima.
havent updated in a while. life is good. schools...well school. im headed to work, ill update for real later
see you when i see you,
--Ryan