うちょううううう！／うじょうううう！
My students say the damn funniest things. Anyhoo...
I really don't feel like doing a lot of wangsting on here, so for now I'll just use random, cryptic sentences directed towards people or may or may not know I have an LJ, up to and including people who may or may not exist, using as few syllables as possible:
Here goes:
CONVENTION! ^_^
No, I'm NOT the happiest person in the world. If it wasn't written on the list of requirements, deal with it or sod off.
Thanks for telling me about my replacement LAST, that felt great.
I'm so poor. Stop selling cool clothes, you bastards.
I wanna dance!
But for FREE.
When are you going to climb off the page and into my futon you sexy beast man you?
My patterns came in at last! Thanks again! And thank YOU for NOTHING.
If you're going to exclude me, go ahead. I'm not going to cry about it. Do whatever you want. Just keep in mind that one of these days I'm going to have a magnificent fudge party and you won't be invited! *waft waft...oh wait...dammit*
After the crap I got in Kyoto, what makes you think I'd want to hang out with you in a relatively fun atmosphere ever again? I'm not taking chances. Please. And now YOU are coming to our school every week? Until you tell me your freakin' name, don't expect sunshine lollipops OR rainbows to shoot from my every orifice when you walk through the door.
I'm too lazy and cowardly to call myself a writer. I really ought to remedy that without having to gorge on strange food and induce myself into a dream state.
But we'll see.
I MISS j000000! COME TO KOSHIEN. *holds up a sign....that smells like Lush......waft waft*
How I'd love to waste your time. As you would clearly be a waste of mine.
I hope I see you again tonight. I really fell in love with you the other day.
Today's secret word is うちょううううう or うじょううううう, whichever one is closer to "Nuuuuu!"
Let's try it, shall we?
I really don't feel like doing a lot of wangsting on here, so for now I'll just use random, cryptic sentences directed towards people or may or may not know I have an LJ, up to and including people who may or may not exist, using as few syllables as possible:
Here goes:
CONVENTION! ^_^
No, I'm NOT the happiest person in the world. If it wasn't written on the list of requirements, deal with it or sod off.
Thanks for telling me about my replacement LAST, that felt great.
I'm so poor. Stop selling cool clothes, you bastards.
I wanna dance!
But for FREE.
When are you going to climb off the page and into my futon you sexy beast man you?
My patterns came in at last! Thanks again! And thank YOU for NOTHING.
If you're going to exclude me, go ahead. I'm not going to cry about it. Do whatever you want. Just keep in mind that one of these days I'm going to have a magnificent fudge party and you won't be invited! *waft waft...oh wait...dammit*
After the crap I got in Kyoto, what makes you think I'd want to hang out with you in a relatively fun atmosphere ever again? I'm not taking chances. Please. And now YOU are coming to our school every week? Until you tell me your freakin' name, don't expect sunshine lollipops OR rainbows to shoot from my every orifice when you walk through the door.
I'm too lazy and cowardly to call myself a writer. I really ought to remedy that without having to gorge on strange food and induce myself into a dream state.
But we'll see.
I MISS j000000! COME TO KOSHIEN. *holds up a sign....that smells like Lush......waft waft*
How I'd love to waste your time. As you would clearly be a waste of mine.
I hope I see you again tonight. I really fell in love with you the other day.
Today's secret word is うちょううううう or うじょううううう, whichever one is closer to "Nuuuuu!"
Let's try it, shall we?