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Ted: It's like playing with fire! I mean.. what if a condom breaks? Or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Brian: Or he shoots off his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass...
Bored so here's some more quotes for y'all.
Lumpy: You guys, I farted and woke myself up.
Baby: I better blow this before I eat it out.
Daniel answers his cell phone while we were hanging out.
Sappy: Shhhh.....Hello?
Baby: Ohhhhh! Oooooohhhhhhhh....yes! Daniel! *makes more orgasm noises*
Sappy: You guys, it's my sister on the phone.
Baby and Squeeky eating pitas in the Pita Pit. Mmmmmm....
Squeeky: I need a new car, but I have no moola.
Baby: To bad you can't total it and collect insurance.
Squeeky: We could get in an accident with each other and both collect.
Baby: Mine would be just a little damaged so I could get a body kit and yours would be completely totaled so you could get a new car.
Squeeky: Your car could push mine off a cliff. But how would we explain away me getting out of the car before it crashed?
Baby: Duh, I saved you by diving to the bottom of Bellingham Bay and prying you out of your car. I'd be a hero.
Squeeky: Dude, they'd totally give you the key to the city. Congrats!
Brian: Or he shoots off his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass...
Bored so here's some more quotes for y'all.
Lumpy: You guys, I farted and woke myself up.
Baby: I better blow this before I eat it out.
Daniel answers his cell phone while we were hanging out.
Sappy: Shhhh.....Hello?
Baby: Ohhhhh! Oooooohhhhhhhh....yes! Daniel! *makes more orgasm noises*
Sappy: You guys, it's my sister on the phone.
Baby and Squeeky eating pitas in the Pita Pit. Mmmmmm....
Squeeky: I need a new car, but I have no moola.
Baby: To bad you can't total it and collect insurance.
Squeeky: We could get in an accident with each other and both collect.
Baby: Mine would be just a little damaged so I could get a body kit and yours would be completely totaled so you could get a new car.
Squeeky: Your car could push mine off a cliff. But how would we explain away me getting out of the car before it crashed?
Baby: Duh, I saved you by diving to the bottom of Bellingham Bay and prying you out of your car. I'd be a hero.
Squeeky: Dude, they'd totally give you the key to the city. Congrats!