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Dec 31, 2011 02:34

FOR SALE
one (1) crow

all offers considered. delivery free.
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[ the attachment's tilted to show only empty floor-for all of five seconds. there's a squawk in the unseen background, then, and in a blur, the camera's presented with two hands full of cranky-looking bird. ]

Gotch--damn it!


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all crows are bastards, need this like a blow to the head, being the errand boy is suffering, in before sharkling sarcasm

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video dignity_misery December 31 2011, 19:10:05 UTC
That thing's kind of cute.

[...now that it's bitten somebody.]

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voice! aettir January 1 2012, 02:42:05 UTC
From a screen, yeah, I guess he would be.

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dignity_misery January 1 2012, 02:58:39 UTC
[She laughs faintly.]

Are you bleeding?

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aettir January 1 2012, 03:04:10 UTC
Nah, he's pretty used to me now!

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dignity_misery January 1 2012, 03:05:12 UTC
Then why are you trying to get rid of him?

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aettir January 1 2012, 03:16:26 UTC
-it's not like we were gonna keep him anyway. But he could probably still use some watching.

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dignity_misery January 1 2012, 05:05:10 UTC
Why would you take it in if you didn't want it?

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aettir January 1 2012, 08:57:55 UTC
My teammate picked him up. Something was up with the wing, he couldn't fly.

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dignity_misery January 2 2012, 02:05:25 UTC
[Fff.]

Of course. [She doesn't sound impressed.] He would have made something a nice meal.

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aettir January 3 2012, 04:12:17 UTC
I dunno about nice, crows are tougher than they look.

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dignity_misery January 4 2012, 05:22:36 UTC
Some predators like their food with a little kick.

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aettir January 4 2012, 05:25:24 UTC
Big supporter of the food chain, huh.

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dignity_misery January 4 2012, 05:26:43 UTC
I guess I am. Triumphs are sweeter when you don't owe them to anyone else.

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aettir January 4 2012, 05:28:28 UTC
Guess that's true. A crippled wing's a pretty big handicap, though!

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dignity_misery January 4 2012, 05:31:01 UTC
And there are other birds.

[She's not the most compassionate of ladies.]

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aettir January 4 2012, 05:48:28 UTC
So it would've been a pretty weak victory anyway.

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