I so stole this from my friend Robert

[aetra]

Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a
new discount item. Walmart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with
E J Gallo Winery of Modesto,California, to produce the
spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for
cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, R.I.

She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go: The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
13. Chateau Traileur Parc
12. White Trashfindel
11. Big Red Gulp
10. Grape Expectations
9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
8. NASCARbernet
7. Chef Boyardeaux
6. Peanut Noir
5. Chateau des Moines
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
3. World Championship Riesling
2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine . .

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).