Spring Time Poem ...don't miss the "secret message!"

[aethyrflux]

attributed to an 8-year-old boy in Georgia named Shecky:


i know many of you out there are saying: an evil hamster just needs training, right?
turn your hamster into a fighting machine


but wait folks, there's more... if you just can't get enough carnage out of your trained fighting hamster, then you must consult The Warhamster:


complete rules in Dork Tower #12
The sadly now-defunct Warhamster Home Page
but now, there's another stand-alone game continuing the theme: Warhamster Rally
The History of Warhamster
Why Warhamster?
What Jery Jax Did
A Conversation With Joe Cottonworthy
and if you're as die-hard a Glorantha fan as I am, you won't be able to resist marvelling at these stats for UZ ARMY UNITS FOR WARHAMSTER
who can resist: The Warhamster Dance

Bow down to the Elder Gods doing the hamster dance!

and perhaps, if you are lucky, you may learn to mix&scratch Hamster Style from Choda Boy:

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Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Peter: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Peter: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

PS thanks to Xeni Jardin and Bad Fortune Cookie