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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In March, I fed legolastn to a Shoggoth (250 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Last week, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon deliriumcrow (65 points). In November, I stopped dieing_light from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In June, I sacrificed qwantz to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (820 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
aethucyn
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