Things I have Learned this Week

May 22, 2008 23:44

  1. Frustration due to the inability to accomplish anything can very quickly turn into a volatile rage.
  2. Utter refusal to acknowledge a request is not the same as refusing the request.
  3. Never trust anyone who programs on a mac -- and/or -- It's still to early to trust most flash specialists to understand data architectural standards or advanced applications of server side languages.
  4. When the spool says "For Machine Embroidery", your thirty year old embroidery machine will still reduce that thread to fibrous strands of nothing ... even while attempting a straight stitch.
  5. Never buy $30 worth of thread before you know the above.
  6. Never underestimate how terribly fat thighs tend to be.
  7. Everything you will ever need while doing rushed craft work at night can be purchased at a store that closes before you even get out of work.
  8. In fact, nothing you will ever need can be purchased during a weekday -- causing terrible issues when you just want one fucking day to relax.
  9. You begin to lose your ability to go for several days without sleep in your late 20's.
  10. Inebriation from hard lemonade will not make you feel better. Next time, just stick to whiskey.


So in short, work is making me angry, and so is the fact that I now have almost nothing to wear during Quest.

And Hard Lemonade sucks ass.

Good night, kids.
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