High-falutin hippy crap.
Pan-grilled slices of portobello mushroom with penne pasta, some balsamic vinagrette, olive oil, greek seasoning, a bit of asiago cheese and garlic.
Dammit Graham you're a bachelor! You're supposed to eat like one!
What's that?
Oh, last night you had a double-cheeseburger at jack-in-the-box. I guess that's okay then.