The Pizza from Hell

[aethelfrith]

I had the absolute worst pizza today. I went to the lunch talk over at the reactor like I do every Tuesday, and finally worked up the guts to try the "toxic pizza" the grad students love so much. It's as follows: Onion, garlic, jalapeno pepper, anchovies, mushrooms. Apparently "Real Men" go all out and put powdered Cayenne pepper on as well. I

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[aethelfrith]

I'm not entirely sure why Real Men (yes, the capitalization is important) put themselves through such nonsense. It's definitly some quai-instinctive thing. My guess is it's a form of one-upsmanship, which ultimatley relates back to the hierarchical way men view the world.

Or maybe these guys actually like the stuff.

[aethelfrith]

Mix in the sex drive, and you know understand 75% of male psychology, congratulations.

[aethelfrith]

Well, there's still that 25%.

And (see my previous ramblings) female behavior is every bit as shallow.

I'm glad my pizza-related trauma has brought enlightenment. My suffering was not in vain.