This holiday season:
Santa: Ho, ho, ho merry Christmas Seth. This year I've got something extra special for you!
Me: Oh yeah?
Santa: Yes indeed. Just give me a second to find it in my magical toy bag... Ah, here it is: One nice big broken heart! Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas!
Me: Fuck you Santa...
Next year I lace the milk and cookies with arsenic.
Me: Oh yeah?
Santa: Yes indeed. Just give me a second to find it in my magical toy bag... Ah, here it is: One nice big broken heart! Ho, ho, ho... Merry Christmas!
Me: Fuck you Santa...
Next year I lace the milk and cookies with arsenic.