MOD
Mandy is one of your new mods here, because she's way prettier than you.
John is your other new mod here. He will kill you.
ATTN: MANDY AND JOHN
I gave both of you maintainer access to this site, so John, post a picture of you in the userinfo.
Mandy, change yours if you want and do any tweaking of your information that you need to.
etc etc etc.
vote and all that good shit.