005. The Serpent is Having a Bad Day

[aesopserpent]

To do:  (And yes, this is a proper to-do list, not some trashy list of men I would like to sleep with.  As if I would ever create such a thing.)

- Fire assistant
- Resist urge to subject now-former assistant to medieval torture devices
- Find a florist  [Scribbled in after a few minutes] in no way connected to Neverlanders
- Hire new assistant
- Attempt

Comments

[deathlyirish]

I like the people I have to deal with. Nice and lifeless, so they don't speak to me or act like idiots. If they were idiots when they were alive, I'll never know.

[aesopserpent]

Now that sounds downright pleasant. I'd much rather see most of my office dead but sadly I need them at least mildly sentient.

[deathlyirish]

That is one of the reasons why I started working in my line of work. Murder wouldn't look too good on my already bad record. So, dead people it is.