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[aesops_horse]

For anyone who's interested, the NYPD and the FDNY are going to be having their 35th annual fundraiser hockey match at Nassau Coliseum on Sunday, April 6th. It's always a lot of fun. Hopefully there won't be any fistfights AFTER the game.

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[xwhatbigteethx]

My money goes down on the hydrant jockeys.

[aesops_horse]

Very well, throw away your money if you must ...

[xwhatbigteethx]

Don't got a whole lot of faith in those boys in blue.

Why, some nights I don't even feel safe walking round on my lonesome.

[sluefooting]

I hear that mace does a a real nice job of making most girls feel safer out there in the big bad concrete jungle.

[xwhatbigteethx]

Don't doubt that, but I much prefer a chivalrous escort to personally make sure I get from A to B.

Wanna volunteer as my knight in shining armour, darlin'?

[sluefooting]

[xwhatbigteethx]

Not sure how comfortable I am with this metaphor anymore

Reckon the fare for such services is pretty consistent through the ages. Certain forms of gratitude are universal.

[sluefooting]

[xwhatbigteethx]

I only offer up the good stuff, sweetheart.

[sluefooting]

[xwhatbigteethx]

In a public forum? I may be of loose virtue, sweetheart, but I ain't offering up previews.

[aesops_horse]

[Easy]
Forget it, man, she's out of your league.

Morgan.

[xwhatbigteethx]

And what would a pig like you know about my league?

Easy/A Lighthearted Morgan

[aesops_horse]

I do READ the journals, you know. You're not exactly subtle. And I'm a horse. I don't think Aesop had a pig. Though there was a wild sow ... haven't seen her for centuries, not that I remember, anyway ...

Easy/A Lighthearted Morgan

[xwhatbigteethx]

That's absolutely fascinating, My Little Pony.

This your woman?

Re: Easy/A Lighthearted Morgan

[aesops_horse]

It's too soon No, just a friend. But she's a total badass.