The pre-coffee ontological debate (John, Rodney; ridiculous)

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This is just silly. I'm not sure if it qualifies as ontology per se, but it sounds impressive, doesn't it? :>

Instigated by two people who know exactly who they are.

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Thank you!

Now I'm imagining Rodney trapped and alone on a Wraith ship transforming into a scone to save himself, because Wraith don't like scones, and then when the big rescue arrives, all John has to do is stick Rodney in his tac vest pocket (without crumbling him, of course; that would be bad).

...

I cannot believe I just thought of that.

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would there be a plateside vigil in the infirmary with John gently stroking his surface and whispering encouragement?

"I know you can't hear me, Rodney," John whispered, carefully stroking Rodney's surface, "but I want you to know, I'm here for you, buddy."

This mental picture was... possibly one of the most bizzare I have ever had. Ever.

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SO CUTE. Also, I really really like that Rodney's eating pudding for breakfast. :D

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Also, I really really like that Rodney's eating pudding for breakfast

:D Chocolate, caffiene, and salt: the breakfast of physicists.

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Hee! Of course, this whole conversation began simply because John was thinking about how he'd like to take a bite out of Rodney. Which I can completely understand. :)

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this whole conversation began simply because John was thinking about how he'd like to take a bite out of Rodney.

Which then led to remembering how easy it is to yank Rodney's chain when he hasn't had his coffee, and how cute Rodney is when he's confused/flustered/falling all over himself :D

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"Ha!" Rodney bounces triumphantly. "Scones aren't born, they're mixed. From flour."

Oh Rodney. You're not winning, honey.

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Oh Rodney. You're not winning, honey.

Hee! Poor Rodney, about to have his illusions of victory shattered.

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One day somebody in the SGA-fandom will surely write an AU where Rodney is a scone. (And John will be lemon curd and their love will be TRAGIC because of Rodney's allergies.)

Though you dragging the queen into all of this put some images in my head I'm not sure how I feel about. I do know that I agree with John that Rodney is quite edible no matter in what form.

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One day somebody in the SGA-fandom will surely write an AU where Rodney is a scone.

I'm convinced that the only reason why some things haven't been done in SGA fanfic is that people haven't thought them up yet. The second someone says, "Hey, you know what would be cool?..." that's it :>

I do know that I agree with John that Rodney is quite edible no matter in what form.

I approve of this.