This is one of those days that is NOT MINE in the way that this pony is NOT MINE.
First of all, I am so hosed. That's actually okay. I mean, in comparision to the rest, it's a breeze.
But then I got into my car this morning and instead of leaking a little, the sunroof has started leaking a lot again. So my jeans were immediately soaked. Ewwww. And of course, in order to seal it, the sealant has to dry for twenty-four hours. When was the last time we had twenty-four hours of no rain? So I have no way to fix this. I went inside and changed my pants, then took
ert's car to class, leaving him with my keys to put plastic bags over the seat and park it in the garage next to his workplace as the most wonderful boyfriend ever. It all made me late, but this is also almost okay.
Except that I am freezing and soaked all day, not owning a warm raincoat, or even a raincoat at all. Also, I think there is a hole in one of my sneakers. So I'm wandering around in a hoodie and the inside vest bit of my winter coat. I really need to go get one of my winter coats. Really.
Also, coming in to SIPB, I put my hand on the bottom of my backpack and it came away a little wet and sticky. "Ew," I said. "I think I put my bag down on a wet spot on the ground." But no, in fact, there was a stealth banana in the bottom of my backpack that had squished. A banana which I do not recall putting in there. I mean, I put a banana in my backpack earlier today, but I consumed that this afternoon. But whether I put it there or not, it was there, and required much cleaning, and many of the things in my backpack are ruined.
Like I said, not my day. All I need now is for the set to fall on me.