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Once upon a time, my back door doesn't latch correctly. You have to slam it to make sure it's really closed.
Tiny and Buddy, the Frog-O-Sphere frogs were chilling on top of the mantle. I was like "I'll put them here because they'll be safe from the cats up there!".
So, cue today. The wind gusts and blows the door WIDE OPEN. The Frog-O-Sphere FLIES off the mantle and SHATTERS on the marble under the fireplace. The frogs are like "OMGWTFBBQ!" and hopping madly. I'm trying to catch them and put them somewhere safe while the cats are looming and Noah is screaming "MY FROGS! THEY'RE DEAD! MY FROGS OH NO MY FROGS!" and I'm like "ROB GET OUT HERE OH GOD HURRY!" So I catch the frogs and put them in a mixing bowl with some bottled water and I covered the bowl with some foil so they couldn't get out. The directions said "ONLY USE SPRING WATER" and the bottled water was purified so I had to run to Walmart and get a gallon of spring water and a new thing for them to live in. So I got it and sped home and rinsed out the aquarium and rinsed the gravel that I had managed to save and set it all up.
Pardon the quality. It was a cell phone picture.
So let's hope that Tiny and Buddy survive their little adventure and don't succumb to tiny frog heart attacks or tiny frog strokes.
Tiny and Buddy, the Frog-O-Sphere frogs were chilling on top of the mantle. I was like "I'll put them here because they'll be safe from the cats up there!".
So, cue today. The wind gusts and blows the door WIDE OPEN. The Frog-O-Sphere FLIES off the mantle and SHATTERS on the marble under the fireplace. The frogs are like "OMGWTFBBQ!" and hopping madly. I'm trying to catch them and put them somewhere safe while the cats are looming and Noah is screaming "MY FROGS! THEY'RE DEAD! MY FROGS OH NO MY FROGS!" and I'm like "ROB GET OUT HERE OH GOD HURRY!" So I catch the frogs and put them in a mixing bowl with some bottled water and I covered the bowl with some foil so they couldn't get out. The directions said "ONLY USE SPRING WATER" and the bottled water was purified so I had to run to Walmart and get a gallon of spring water and a new thing for them to live in. So I got it and sped home and rinsed out the aquarium and rinsed the gravel that I had managed to save and set it all up.
Pardon the quality. It was a cell phone picture.
So let's hope that Tiny and Buddy survive their little adventure and don't succumb to tiny frog heart attacks or tiny frog strokes.