Fic: Princess Leia and Hans Olo

[aeryn_b]

Hello, finally finished a new fic. This one has also been, like, 4 years in the making. The stumbling block: believe it or not, it was the smut. *blushes* But this might be good. I definitely like the setup stuff, it might be the better half. lol

TITLE: Princess Leia and Hans Olo
AUTHOR: aeryn_b
RATING: NC-17/MA (mature, explicit love scenes)
WARNING: none

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[aeryn_b]

Oh wonderful. Now I have this fic idea for a tag to TPTB where the guys are all chattin' away in the locker room and Cam says something like, "Did either of you two have this involuntary mental image of Leia in her gold bikini when you saw Vala in that outfit?"

"Nope," Daniel replies quickly.

"No, I did not, Colonel Mitchell. First of all, there was much less material involved in Princess Leia's slave attire. And secondly, Carrie Fisher is a talented actress and does not deserve to be demeaned in such a way by the males of this planet."

"Talented actress my ass, Teal'c," Daniel replies. "You have a picture of Leia in that outfit pinned up in your locker."

"T, you dog you," Cam ribs him.

"You are quite mistaken, Daniel Jackson. I have no such picture in my locker."

"Oh yes, you do. Jack even said so."

"And who is more likely to tell you the truth in this matter, O'Neill or myself?"

"He has a point, Jackson."

"Nuh-uh. I admit Jack might've been joking, but Teal'c here has just as much of a sense of humor. C'mon, open up your locker and show us the goods."

"Who's showing goods around here?"

"Vala!" Cam shouts, as he tightens the towel around his waist.

Daniel quickly pulls a T-shirt over his head. "This is the MEN'S locker room, Vala!"

The raven-haired woman gives the boys her Cheshire cat smile. "Oh, it is? They do all look rather alike now, don't they?" She winks to them all as Teal'c escorts her out. The others miss the grin he shares with her. Not only is the woman svelte and beautiful, but she has a sharp mind as well.

[kehwie]

*dies laughing*

Teal'c, Teal'c, Teal'c.

*snickers* And yes, I see what you did there. ;) I see who gave that Cheshire cat grin.

[aeryn_b]

I keep killing you. So sorry. :(

But yes, Teal'c is awesome. And Vala is awesome, and you just know the two of them are doubly-triply awesome. :) I think this could spark some Teal'c/Vala love. Better watch out, Daniel. ;)