::stares at the digital read on the alarm clock::

Feb 21, 2007 01:20

I will never drink a caffienated beverage after noon on a school night. Does anyone have a chalkboard? I need to write that a thousand times.

I am insomniating. I am exhausted, and yet I feel like the dude from A Clockwork Orange...

There has got to be some voodoo ritual involving the dead chicken in my freezer that I can perform to fix this.

Sweet Buddha's belly, I am frackin' exhausted, and every time I try to close my eyes they ping back open like the window shades in Acme Acres.

Sweet Aerospcgrl's belly... there is rumbly in my tumbly. I haven't eaten since I had fish in a tube at lunch time, but if I eat now I will never sleep.

I am cursing dark, fizzy, cold caffiene. And now I have a headache.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled... oh, forget it; it's been done.
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