Hey Hotties
Let me paint for you a picture, a literary picture if you will. Today I went to the mall because my ass has decided to catch up with the fact that I'm 18 and decide NOT to fit into the jeans I have now. So I went looking for a new pair of muffin-top controllers, but what I saw was faaaar different. As I was pacing the mall, I was taken aback at how many pre-teen and very young teens were wearing such skimpy clothes. I'm talking low cut shirts and no bras so I could see EVERYBIT of their flabby tan-line titties from afar. Their skirts were hiked so high that you could pretty much see their thongs from below, and they had so much make-up on that you'd think Tammy Faye Baker (google image her if you don't know who this is) was making an appearance at Westfield. The first few I saw didn't bother me as much as what I saw in the stores. Here I am facing facts that I'm getting older in my ass and trying to find a good pair a pants while these little hoochies are crawling all over me. It's here I realized that they actually think they are the hottest shit out there. Well, here's a newsflash, all you homeroom hotties. They way you dress screams "give me attention" and begs for a fat cock, but you have no idea what you're really dealing with in such a sexual manner. No one does. And here's another thing, the sausage fest ain't at little ol' Westfield Brandon. The moms were even worse. They had this look about them that said "I will pay any amount of money to get my daughter out of the house, out of my hair, and off of her cell for 10 mins." One girl even was dragging her tall and awkward boyfriend through Charlotte-Russe and over my toes, knocking my pair of jeans out of my hand. Apparently it is also very tres chic to carry a razr phone and TALK SO LOUD THAT EVERYONE UP AT THE FRONT OF THE STORE CAN HEAR ABOUT YOUR FIGHT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND, MARY-JANE ROTTENCROTCH. Look. I just want to shop in quiet and without the smell of preteen spirit stinking up my breathing space. Is that and a good pair of jeans so hard to ask for? Yes. Yes, it is.
♥tina
♥tina