Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole tango's purse (30 points). In March I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Wednesday I broke cylar's X-Box (-12 points). In June I bought porn for wyckhurst (-10 points). In September I pulled irangel's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (703 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
aerolite