BORK BORK BORK
So I've created an alternate name on a messageboard called The Swedish Chef, where all of my posts are going to be made using the Bork Firefox translator. In order to do that, though, I need to post the messages somewhere in plain text before translating them.
So this is where I'll do that. I know I'm a nerd, shut up.
I've always loved Rage Against the Machine, and practically busted a nut when I found out they were reuniting. As with all older bands, though, I'm afraid that if they actually reunite they'll put out crap albums. We'll see, though.
Finally! Someone who understands me! After years of parodies, where motherfuckers only yell BOKR BORK BORK over and over again, someone has seen through the shadows of my accent!
However, good sir, I reveal my secrets to no one. First, my name. Then, my recipes. Then, where I find my chickens. Dear god, man, I can't allow that!
Bob Dylan by a mile, if only because of this passage:
Then take me disappearin'
through the smoke rings of my mind
Down the foggy ruins of time
far past the frozen leaves
The haunted, frightened trees
out to the windy beach
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky
with one hand waving free
Silhouetted by the sea
circled by the circus sands
With all memory and fate
driven deep beneath the waves
Let me forget about today until tomorrow
So this is where I'll do that. I know I'm a nerd, shut up.
I've always loved Rage Against the Machine, and practically busted a nut when I found out they were reuniting. As with all older bands, though, I'm afraid that if they actually reunite they'll put out crap albums. We'll see, though.
Finally! Someone who understands me! After years of parodies, where motherfuckers only yell BOKR BORK BORK over and over again, someone has seen through the shadows of my accent!
However, good sir, I reveal my secrets to no one. First, my name. Then, my recipes. Then, where I find my chickens. Dear god, man, I can't allow that!
Bob Dylan by a mile, if only because of this passage:
Then take me disappearin'
through the smoke rings of my mind
Down the foggy ruins of time
far past the frozen leaves
The haunted, frightened trees
out to the windy beach
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky
with one hand waving free
Silhouetted by the sea
circled by the circus sands
With all memory and fate
driven deep beneath the waves
Let me forget about today until tomorrow