Dear Verizon,
YOU SUCK WITH YOUR SURPRISE FEES! If you don't fix it soon seeing as I should not be charged more than $80 b/c i did NOT go over on anything AND I don't see the credit I was supposed to get for changing my program. Why do I not see it? MY BILL IS ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FOURTY-THREE-FUCKING-DOLLARS. Seriously, this is your last chance Verizon. Quit being a bitch to me or I am leaving you and my wonderful boyfriend will try to add me to his program. WITH AT&T BITCH. So you better suck it up and be nice to me as we both have been to each other in the past 3 years or so help me god I will raise all sorts of hell you've yet to see. I am sick of your games, VZW.
Sincerely,
Me.
Sincerely,
Me.