Picture this...
Fucking on a porch swing. That would be very odd. Like, you'd be trying to put it in him... and your leg would be slipping off the swing, and then if you DID finally get it in him, then you'd have to try and match the momentum of the swing... and you'd probably have some guy with fucked up coordination like clevesand, who has that thing rocking side to side, jerking suddenly to the left and right. Plus trying to lube it up with the porch swing going back and forth, your hand would squeeze too much out, or not enough... it would just be a big old sloppy mess. And then, after you finally match the momentum of the swing, you gotta worry about the bottom. His head would be bouncing off the hand rails... and then if he starts to get into it, he'd grab the chains, causing the swing to move strangly and then you'd have to start over at matching the momentum... bottom line... I think anyone should think twice about having sex on a porch swing. It just does not seem worth it...
Bye.
PS - Love ya Clevesand lol ;)
THERE, I posted in my journal finally. All you ppl who've been bitching happy now? lol
Bye.
PS - Love ya Clevesand lol ;)
THERE, I posted in my journal finally. All you ppl who've been bitching happy now? lol