MEME
stolen from obstinate_fate .
⌈♠ your "masculine side"⌋
[x] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans. They're so...I can't describe it. Not my thing.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. I hate both.
[ ] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] Shopping is torture. Not really.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own a car racing game. I hate these. What's the point? They take everything cool about racing and get rid of it.
[ ] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega. "Owned?" Jesus, at least wait until the end of the console's life cycle to use the past tense.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Fucking RIGHT, I was!
[x] You have watched sports on TV. Not with any regularity, but I watch the Super Bowl and the occasional game with my dad.
[ ] Gory movies are cool. That's a no. They creep me out and make me sick.
[x] You go to your dad for advice. Not very often though; he's too much like me to give good advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. That would be my brother.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[ ] Baggy sweats are cool to wear. Baggy anything else besides sweats, maybe.
[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors. All of the above.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. InDEED.
[x] Sports are fun. Fun to play, with the exception of racket sports, which just SUCK DICK PERIOD.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once. When I was, like...seven.
⌈♔your "feminine side"⌋
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink. I have a pink shirt and tie I like.
[x] You go to your mom to talk. About pretty much everything; my mom is awesome.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. Yeah...sorta. It's in a gray area.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook. I've never seen the Notebook.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don’t like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics.
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed. Only because I take a thirty minute nap in the shower each morning before I actually wash.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. My sister used to have these playhouse things that I would play Godzilla with.
[ ] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything. I don't know about "the star," but hell, everyone likes attention.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
⌈♠ appearance⌋
[ ] I have many scars. I'm a wimp. I'm pretty sure I don't have any.
[ ] I tan easily. Can we replace tan with burn?
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. It's this really bland ashy blond. Everyone around here has hair that color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. Occasionally.
[x] I’ve had/have braces. And they didn't do shit.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
⌈♔embarrassment⌋
[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. More than slipped...I use internet talk in regular conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[ ] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[ ] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose. No, but I did once sneeze ramen out of my nose.
[ ] I’ve had my pants rip in public.
⌈♠ health⌋
[ ] I’ve gotten stitches.
[x] Broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[ ] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. Not wisdom teeth, but my two upper canines.
[ ] I’ve had serious surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.
⌈♔traveling⌋
[x] I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day. Epic.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[ ] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Cuba.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[ ] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[x] I’ve been to Europe. Edinburgh, Scotland: Best. City. EVER.
[x] I’ve been to Florida.
⌈♠ experiences⌋
[ ] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[ ] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I should try that...
[x] I’ve crashed a car. TWICE, BITCHES! It's why I'm paying 2100 in car insurance a year now.
[ ] I’ve been skiing/snowboarding.
[x] I’ve been in a musical. The Wizard of Oz and Once Upon A Mattress
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. Well...more like a rooftop deck (it was in Baltimore), but it still counts, right?
[ ] I’ve played a prank on someone. I'm a nice boy.
[ ] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
⌈♔relationships⌋
[x] I’m single.
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. Fucking RETARDED thing to do.
[ ] I don’t believe in love.
⌈♠ honesty / crime⌋
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out.
[ ] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve ran a red light.
[ ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.
⌈ ♔death and suicide⌋
[ ] I’m afraid of dying. I'm too young to worry about that.
[ ] I hate funerals. Except for my grandfather's, none of them were for people I cared about. I do hate the smell of funeral parlors, though.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[x] I’ve planned my own suicide before. When I was younger. I used to do it and then imagine what I thought people's reactions would be.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
⌈♠ materialism⌋
[ ] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. FUCK YEAH!
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. If that one shopping trip had gone differently...
[x] I collect comic books. Well, I suppose manga counts.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on E-Bay.
⌈♔random⌋
[x] I can sing well.
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. Comes from being very trusting. Of course, I think everyone should be like this, so...
[ ] I watch the news. I honestly don't care most of the time.
[ ] Don’t kill bugs/don’t like to. Yeah, it grosses me out. Not gonna lie. Besides, who wants bug parts on the carpet? It's not like they disappear once you step on them.
[x] I sing in the shower. More like hum most of the time, but yeah.
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. When it gets long enough, I do.
[x] I care about grammar.
[ ] I love spam.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[ ] I bake well. I wish I could. It's extra disappointing because I'm otherwise a great cook.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school. Maybe in high school. Not so much in college.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. People who do this need to be shot.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. In the sense that I'm inherently nervous while telling jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly. It's pretty much all the dining hall serves.
[ ] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room. How would I know that?
[x] I am really ticklish. Unfortunately.
[x] I like white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces. To the point that it bothers me if I don't know their name.
[x] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[ ] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.
⌈♠ your "masculine side"⌋
[x] You love hoodies.
[ ] You love jeans. They're so...I can't describe it. Not my thing.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. I hate both.
[ ] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] Shopping is torture. Not really.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own a car racing game. I hate these. What's the point? They take everything cool about racing and get rid of it.
[ ] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega. "Owned?" Jesus, at least wait until the end of the console's life cycle to use the past tense.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Fucking RIGHT, I was!
[x] You have watched sports on TV. Not with any regularity, but I watch the Super Bowl and the occasional game with my dad.
[ ] Gory movies are cool. That's a no. They creep me out and make me sick.
[x] You go to your dad for advice. Not very often though; he's too much like me to give good advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps. That would be my brother.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[ ] Baggy sweats are cool to wear. Baggy anything else besides sweats, maybe.
[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver is one of your favorite colors. All of the above.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. InDEED.
[x] Sports are fun. Fun to play, with the exception of racket sports, which just SUCK DICK PERIOD.
[x] You talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once. When I was, like...seven.
⌈♔your "feminine side"⌋
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink. I have a pink shirt and tie I like.
[x] You go to your mom to talk. About pretty much everything; my mom is awesome.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. Yeah...sorta. It's in a gray area.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook. I've never seen the Notebook.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don’t like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics.
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed. Only because I take a thirty minute nap in the shower each morning before I actually wash.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. My sister used to have these playhouse things that I would play Godzilla with.
[ ] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything. I don't know about "the star," but hell, everyone likes attention.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
⌈♠ appearance⌋
[ ] I have many scars. I'm a wimp. I'm pretty sure I don't have any.
[ ] I tan easily. Can we replace tan with burn?
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. It's this really bland ashy blond. Everyone around here has hair that color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance. Occasionally.
[x] I’ve had/have braces. And they didn't do shit.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
⌈♔embarrassment⌋
[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. More than slipped...I use internet talk in regular conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[ ] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[ ] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose. No, but I did once sneeze ramen out of my nose.
[ ] I’ve had my pants rip in public.
⌈♠ health⌋
[ ] I’ve gotten stitches.
[x] Broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[ ] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. Not wisdom teeth, but my two upper canines.
[ ] I’ve had serious surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.
⌈♔traveling⌋
[x] I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day. Epic.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[ ] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Cuba.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[ ] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[x] I’ve been to Europe. Edinburgh, Scotland: Best. City. EVER.
[x] I’ve been to Florida.
⌈♠ experiences⌋
[ ] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[ ] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I should try that...
[x] I’ve crashed a car. TWICE, BITCHES! It's why I'm paying 2100 in car insurance a year now.
[ ] I’ve been skiing/snowboarding.
[x] I’ve been in a musical. The Wizard of Oz and Once Upon A Mattress
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. Well...more like a rooftop deck (it was in Baltimore), but it still counts, right?
[ ] I’ve played a prank on someone. I'm a nice boy.
[ ] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
⌈♔relationships⌋
[x] I’m single.
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. Fucking RETARDED thing to do.
[ ] I don’t believe in love.
⌈♠ honesty / crime⌋
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out.
[ ] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[x] I’ve ran a red light.
[ ] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.
⌈ ♔death and suicide⌋
[ ] I’m afraid of dying. I'm too young to worry about that.
[ ] I hate funerals. Except for my grandfather's, none of them were for people I cared about. I do hate the smell of funeral parlors, though.
[x] I’ve seen someone/something dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
[x] I’ve planned my own suicide before. When I was younger. I used to do it and then imagine what I thought people's reactions would be.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
⌈♠ materialism⌋
[ ] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. FUCK YEAH!
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. If that one shopping trip had gone differently...
[x] I collect comic books. Well, I suppose manga counts.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on E-Bay.
⌈♔random⌋
[x] I can sing well.
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. Comes from being very trusting. Of course, I think everyone should be like this, so...
[ ] I watch the news. I honestly don't care most of the time.
[ ] Don’t kill bugs/don’t like to. Yeah, it grosses me out. Not gonna lie. Besides, who wants bug parts on the carpet? It's not like they disappear once you step on them.
[x] I sing in the shower. More like hum most of the time, but yeah.
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair. When it gets long enough, I do.
[x] I care about grammar.
[ ] I love spam.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[ ] I bake well. I wish I could. It's extra disappointing because I'm otherwise a great cook.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school. Maybe in high school. Not so much in college.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. People who do this need to be shot.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. In the sense that I'm inherently nervous while telling jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly. It's pretty much all the dining hall serves.
[ ] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room. How would I know that?
[x] I am really ticklish. Unfortunately.
[x] I like white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I’m good at remembering faces. To the point that it bothers me if I don't know their name.
[x] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[ ] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest.