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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship and do I know about it?
2) What was your dream growing up and have you made any progress on it?
3) What talent do you wish you had and why the hell would you want to do that, anyway?
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
5) Favorite vegetable and would you eat fifty of it in a row?
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2) What was your dream growing up and have you made any progress on it?
3) What talent do you wish you had and why the hell would you want to do that, anyway?
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
5) Favorite vegetable and would you eat fifty of it in a row?
6) What was the ( Read more... )
2) I am even less of a furry feline now than I tried to be up until age 5. However, I have made some progress towards the later dream of being an artist. My drawings and paintings suck much less now.
3) The ability to have no hangovers. This is a talent I have clearly lost.
4) Fresh-squeezed Moroccan orange juice.
5) I'm gonna go with the cucumber, even though its vegetability is widely contested. I could eat fifty slices of cucumber in a row, especially if I had some dressing or ketchup to go on them.
6) Do comic books count? I read Capitan Venezia last week, but that's in Italian. The last book I read in English was either The Immoralist by Andre Gide or Of Mice and Men by Steinbeck. I can't remember which.
7) Cancer. Incredibly. They're so uselessly vague.
8) No, yes in the ears--typical spot, one slightly higher than the other just to piss me off for all of eternity. I've thought about getting a tattoo on my right inner wrist of a very delicate kinda watch face, so that I could draw on it with ballpoint pen when I need to remember a time that I need to be somewhere...but this is still just a thought.
9) Probably talking too much about topics that only I care about, for example, how I've lost weight, how I've not gained weight in Italy, and Bible theories. Also, not being able to remember how many times I've said what to whom.
10) Yes, even if I were piloting a rickshaw. I would come up with my own clever rhymes to sing in retort. We would see how wrong fifty Frenchmen could be.
11) Watching sports, like rugby, which is violent. Also--extreme dinner tray sledding. Also--extreme chair riding.
12) Pestioptic.
13) The Catholic Dance. Would you believe I've introduced this dance to nearly all of San Servolo? It amuses the American Delegation greatly.
14) Appendicitis OR this 24-hour hangover.
15) I often think up weird facts about myself throughout the day...like, I'll suddenly make a realization of "Hey, I do this" but then don't write it down, so then I can almost never think of any good, weird facts for these lists. ALSO, I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING A PAPER RIGHT NOW. IT WAS DUE YESTERDAY.
16) YES! The lovely fuzzies of Crowley and Curie. Yes, I want more kitties. I would name them Donkey and Hotay. Oh, there's a weird fact! Every time someone says "Don Quixote" I hear "Donkey Hotay."
17) I would exuberantly shout "HOMIE!" and smother you with hug. Then I would invite you in for a round of SNES-playing. With the cheese spread, I would bust out the crackers, and we would feast upon their goodness while playing Super Mario World. Curie would say hello. Crowley would probably hide.
18) She's kinda cool. I want to hang out with her more. Man, why do I keep forgetting her name??
19) RIIIIIIIIIIIDI, PAGLIAAAACCIOOOOO....or, as translated by my friend Kevin, who is so American that he has, like, two turkeys in his butt, "LAAAAAAUUUGH, CLOOOOOOOWWWWWN." This was one of the operas the Duke and BC professors took us to see last night...what was the question?
20) I WOULD CHANGE THE SHAPE OF MY EYEBALLS TO "NORMAL." The way I would look would change to "20/20."
21) Crimes. Let's get on them, my friend.
22) Dark brown. They're pretty okay. They don't do much, except suck at vision.
23) No. Yes. My god, I forgot to listen to that song at Thanksgiving. D:
24) Red. Pinot Nero.
25) I would buy all my friends passports, book them hotels, and fly them to Venice. WE WOULD DRINK SO MUCH COFFEE.
26) Only on Febturday.
27) We'll stick with Concord hangs, which include: Wal-Mart, Steak-n-Shake, Star-bucks (wanted to continue with the hyphenation), Pet-co, Kitty-City. Favorite hanging behaviour: creating faboo collabs.
28) Right now, probably not. Based on lack of first-hand experience. Science probably agrees. YES. Probably, but no one listens to him. It's totally bacon.
29) Waste time on internet.
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30) Yes, but not around everyone. No one cares!
31) The fact that every scandal is suffixed with -gate. Also, people being stupid on the internet. People going on way too much about Jesus. I'm annoyed that my enemies are outbreeding me. I also hate when people I don't like touch me or my things. It literally makes me twitch.
32) Hgfougsofsog.
33) Yes. I'd say on any given day, I'm halfway out of the chair? I could be a lot more disgusting.
34) Einzelfahrt.
35) BUCK FUTTER!
36) NO. The cycle is complete.
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